Joe

Best April Fools was in 1957 when the BBC convinced people that spaghetti grew on trees

@7saah9 Oh goodie, here we go strap on your mask.

جسم غامض يتجه نحو الارض من خارج نظامنا الشمسي ومتوقع هبوطه في 2026 !!

@mxs0618 @thevivafrei You're an idiot.

BS. All of yall are naming celebs. Social norms dont apply to celebs. It's a fake, manufactured subset. Find me a plumber, an hvac guy, or anyone that actually works for a living.. find me someone building a successful small business from the ground up that's smoking weed everyday. You wont. And if you do find a unicorn, it's the exception, not the rule. @kekmaximusk

Dave Chappelle? Snoop Dogg?

@thevivafrei Cheech and Chong

@Iranevent_tv They will no longer hit empty areas? What the hell? Why were they ever hitting empty areas, are they retarded?

🚨‼️ Breaking 💥 Statement from Iran: “Today, we will strike all parts of Israel with great intensity. We will no longer hit empty areas—targets will be struck where they should be. We will not stop. We will make Israel live through hell. We will turn Israel into ruins.”

@SquidbillyCPO1 @ASavageNation Petrodollar

@ASavageNation How exactly does Iran have us over an oil barrel? We get less than 1% of our crude oil from the Middle East and we get zero refined petroleum products from there.

IRAN HAS US OVER AN OIL BARREL. Should we just leave? Then what?

@herotimeszero Oh don't be ashamed of being human, these people aren't human.

These meetings will be studied for years. Grown men turned into pets by Trump, and their own greed and cowardliness. It's almost impossible to believe that humans can degrade themselves this much. When I see this, assuming I'm done throwing up, I'm ashamed to be a human.

@DontShedOnMe_1 Why? Because he's a creepy fuck, that's why. Trump has to keep the "creepy fuck" quota going.

What the fuck is Lutnick still doing there? Why is the creepy fuck still in this administration?

@ImBreckWorsham Right....we are a nation/world normalizing absurdity in everything we do and say.

So….Former Congressman Matt Gaetz just revealed that he was once briefed on “alien breeding programs" where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create a hybrid race. The worse part? That’s not even the craziest thing I’ve heard in DC this WEEK.

@lady_valor_07 Lung butter.

You have to name him the last thing you ate

UFO expert Steven Greer warns that rogue actors inside the government are now on the verge of staging a fake alien invasion across the entire planet. He says the operation would be so advanced it could easily deceive most of the world, including top government officials. The goal, he claims, is to manufacture fear and justify a one-world government with unlimited power and zero accountability. “The ability to hoax an attack on our planet is real.”

@RenzTom You could cut the irony with a filet knife.

A trans girl part made of fish skin... That's super sexy... right?

@RenzTom Fish? Vagina? Oh the irony.

@BOSSportsGordo Safety. I asked the same thing of a neighbor who did the same thing, he said "so I don't back over my kid again".

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@saniyafatma1278 Was gonna say eat some pizza but you guys beat me to it and there wasn't any left.

If you walked into your friend’s place and their kitchen looked like this, what would you do?

@CatManitarMike @antonslarsson @FlatEarthDaveX @SenMarkKelly I don't know maybe my stepfather was right, I was stupid then while he told me that I was never going to amount to anything worthwhile. And I'm still just stupid after all these years.

@antonslarsson @joethefourth76 @FlatEarthDaveX @SenMarkKelly Why did you fall for such a stupid claim without requiring any evidence?

It’s happening. We’re going back to the Moon. 🌔

@oelma__ Set up a little hydroponic system and grow some tomatoes.

How do I use this space‼️

@_TruthZone_ Come on now....breeded? "Bred".

THEY ARE SETTING THE STAGE FOR PROJECT BLUEBEAM! DO NOT BE DECEIVED! Matt Gaetz recently admitted that there is an alien breeding ground where aliens breeded with humans.... Aliens are demons...... The stage is being set...

@otokyo__ Purple is definitely not her color, she should have gone with something more slimming like maybe an eggshell onesie.

what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? 👇

@TheFlatEartherr Uhhh, is this question gonna be on the test?