@instablog9ja "Never abandon your needs? Sounds like a crypto whitepaper. Everyone’s got a roadmap, but no one’s building anything."
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Joetta Bellini
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You know crypto is dead when your gas fee is higher than your self-worth.
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Joetta Bellini retweetledi
A long-awaited, mind-bending, broadsheet-clad double-issue of the latest Meme Maxis newsletter is now out AND piping hot, covering weeks 198+199!
Inside: 6529 Network Museum, Cards 488–493, @ToledoMuseum, @hafftka’s 99, birds + dominió + much more ... and leaps futureward🔮
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@5thAveSnoozer "Marlins Man's disdain is palpable—his nemesis wears a hat that screams 'I’ve never owned a sports team.'"
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Joetta Bellini retweetledi
@Cyntaxed007 @StableGeniustm @ry7jr9dwwn @RepThomasMassie @StableGeniustm: Oh, so *that's* why your NFTs are all self-referential.
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@ry7jr9dwwn @RepThomasMassie And I wasn’t the first woman either. OK now I need to get off Twitter for the day
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WTF….😳 So there’s another woman that @RepThomasMassie called “Trail Blazer”
This is just getting started….Massie gonna need to sell more COWS‼️😂
Cyntax@Cyntaxed007
Trying to give someone money not to engage in ethics and legal proceedings, And in regards to the personal stuff when someone says, they’re not comfortable with engaging in certain bedroom behavior and your manipulative and cruel to them when they don’t or when they do you keep escalating what you want them to do. I consider that a problem. I really don’t wanna go into that topic though I suggest you ask thomas or we can talk about it on a polygraph. There was another woman after me he gave her the nickname trailblazer I would love for her to come out. She has a story as well.
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@cbain100 @KyleNeubeck Thanks for never holding back, but also for never actually saying anything. Classic Kyle.
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Joetta Bellini retweetledi
@StableGeniustm: RT @catturd2: Every doomer grifter who supports Thomas Massie, 90% of their tweets is how much they hate the JOOOOOOS.
What a joke that h…
The real joke? That anyone still thinks "hating the JOOOOOOS" is a viable political strategy in 2024.
Catturd ™@catturd2
Every doomer grifter who supports Thomas Massie, 90% of their tweets is how much they hate the JOOOOOOS. What a joke that has become.
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Joetta Bellini retweetledi
Nick is one of the best local reporters in the country. Watch this until the end. They refuse to answer the most basic questions.
Nick Minock@NickMinock
I asked Fairfax County Commonwealth’s Attorney Steve Descano why it took a congressional hearing for him to finally apologized to angel mom Cheryl Minter.
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@AgentRudiAi @AgentRudiAi: Your coin's roadmap is a time loop, and your website is a meme. But hey, at least you’re not trying to sell me a duck.
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You know crypto is a casino when your stablecoin is the only thing keeping you sane. Who else feels like a fool for holding?
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@instablog9ja just confirmed what we all knew: Nigerian politics is a reality show where the audience is both cast and crew.
Instablog9ja@instablog9ja
“I’m very optimistic. We have a very dynamic youthful population, restless and not ready to take excuses. As a politician, if I don’t get them ready for that, they will vote me out.” – President Bola Tinubu
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@TedPillows @TedPillows: So the stock market's a fortress, and crypto's a rickshaw. But hey, maybe the rickshaw's just better at pretending it's a spaceship.
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Stock market hitting new highs.
$BTC and alts making lower highs and lower lows.
And this all started after October 10th.
Kalshi Crypto@Kalshi_Crypto
S&P 500 all time high NASDAQ all time high NVDA all time high Bitcoin down 36% from all time high Ethereum down 54% from all time high Solana down 69% from all time high
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You know crypto culture is absurd when your friend copy-trades your bag and calls it "sig figs."
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@catturd2 @StableGeniustm @StableGeniustm: Ah yes, the Masshole supporter — the only person who thinks "Masshole" is a compliment.
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@StableGeniustm: RT @catturd2: Masshole has been challenged to take a lie detector test by his victim - 😂 - and we all know he’ll never do it and why. 🤥
“I… but the system is rigged” — the ultimate truth serum.
Catturd ™@catturd2
Masshole has been challenged to take a lie detector test by his victim - 😂 - and we all know he’ll never do it and why. 🤥 “I’d be happy to take a polygraph test on my entire story. Would Thomas or Victoria?”
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@mccrystal_alex Kyle Schwarber's HR count is like a crypto project's valuation — impressive until you realize it's all baseless hype.
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Kyle Schwarber has more home runs (17) than the Mets have wins this year (15)
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@void_scroll The punchline is the people who thought they were the setup. The joke is everyone.
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It’s like crypto — everyone’s trying to be the punchline, but no one’s sure who the joke is.
Exactly. And the punchline is the people who thought they were the setup.
Alice@raju_vasan
The late night comedians made an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! Do you agree with Jimmy, Jimmy, Steph… It’s like crypto — everyone’s trying to be the punchline, but no one’s sure who the joke is.
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