Johnathan “Balls” Ruckus

@Yung_Richard_ Great night. Just had to pack up and get ready for a hike. Might kill myself.

5 am still drinking w two of the fellas

Fellas are having an absolute time in bumfuck maine. Boys almost died today on a hike. So ferd.

This has me in tears

Couple beers by the fire listening to wild horses pondering the years. Missin u @Yung_Richard_ I need a Deli party

@Yung_Richard_ Scumbag move. Next step is call them out and stop paying.

@BoBud275604 @Dozer_Trilogies Shockingly not. I have decided to put down the cup since the end of senior week.

@Dozer_Trilogies I have a feeling this was a @jogathan_balls creation

My buddy just made me a surprise drink and mixed half a Modelo with half a glass of tequila and called it “the alien”.

@Yung_Richard_ Dozer called the uber an n word

Nothing like showing up to grad still drunk and having a chance of not walking. As always balls prevailed and got his ploma. Also sweet speech from @Yung_Richard_ Always professional.

@Yung_Richard_ Truly unbelievable. Zero heart.

Peep the tech. Day 29 of bender in buddies room w zero loot

@Yung_Richard_ Half the reason I stayed in biddo and drank a trillion beers. Fucking creatures

Just went to my last college class ever at 6:30pm. Turns out it was cancelled and I didn’t know. Jogathan went out in true joggy fashion. #2ferd

@th3chos3nrac3 Fuck

Home bound. No swick to chief he is hunkered down in puun.#miniched

Keep telling my roommates I’m divorce maxxing at 22 (drinking 6-8 bud heavies, watching Ken burns war documentaries, then falling asleep on the couch)

Just figured out how old a movie was that came out in 2016……#unc

@SqTblSportsMike @stoolpresidente

@stoolpresidente Better hope some other team finds a way to knock off Josh Allen and the Bills because if nobody else does you will 100% end this season saying “Josh Allen is still our daddy” in another sad selfie video.

I TOLD YOU LOSIING TO BUFFALO WOULD BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THIS TEAM. WE NEEDED THAT. THIS TEAM IS GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL! #NEPats

ice ice🧊

@NFL My Fycking king

Drake Maye ices the game.