Bazenga 😎

Three things worry me about Morons: That they breed,vote and God forbid, drive!

NASA and the whole Artemis II crew have to explain to us why the capsule reached temperatures of over 2000 degrees but upon splashing, there was no steam. Something is very fishy🐠

@dekhane_mukul The first ant....Adamant His wife...Event

Let's laugh away our stress with ants. 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants. 2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important. 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant. 4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant. 5. A spy ant = Informant. 6. A very little ant = Infant. 7. Ant that has a gun = Militant 8. Ant that is fat = Abundant. 8. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant 😂 9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔 10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant 11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant 12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant 13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant 14. Ant that doesn't need a change: Reluctant 15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant 16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant. 17. Very big ant = Giant 18. The best ant = Excellant 😉 19. Big ant = Elephant 20. Ant that is important = Significant 21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant 22. An extremely fast ant = Instant 23. Shouting Ant = Rant 24. An ant that keeping changing = Constant. 25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant 26. Any you don't like = Irritant 27. An ant 🐜 causing pity - Poignant 28. An ant 🐜 that’s disgusting : repugnant 29. An ant 🐜 attracting attention : flamboyant 30 A nice smelling ant 🐜: fragrant Don't stop.... Add yours... 💐🎉💐🎉

@dekhane_mukul Sick ant.... Malignant Foreign ant... Important Major ant.... Significant

@dekhane_mukul Trump ant.... Irritant

@OmbetaC @mainandegwa232 Goon people

Good people or Bad people?

@dnjaga1 Ndio nyinyi Hawa! Mpaka condoms Ni za msaada. Damn!

Literally and metaphorically, we are just a shithole nation. Right at the heart of Westlands Somebody was shamelessly peeing in public at 9.30 am - about 5 metres away from the traffic police. Petty? Yes, but shows the extent of our indecency, lawlessness and valuelessness

@kwame_kenya @homosapent @JoelJirane Cleaning a toilet is used as punishment in schools. No you know

@homosapent @JoelJirane I have never understood why toilets in most African institutions are very dirty.

Kangata must improve the state of patients' toilets in Muranga Level 5 Hospital, inpatient. It is tough to use them when you are healthy, imagine as a patient? F2 is dehumanizing. The sick have rights.

@homosapent @JoelJirane Mūciī ūmenagīrwo kīoro!

@IraninHyderabad @eric_orenge You can Reciblockade.... Blockade a Blockade.

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

Show me anything more annoying than queuing for 3 hours to pay money to E-Citizen 😡😡

@KE_MrBlack Ofcourse. Otherwise.

What English word is used mostly by uneducated people?

@dekhane_mukul A stubborn ant..... Adamant.

@_KithureKindiki Ni Flyer si Flyer?

Afadhali kukosa chochote kile kuliko kukosa hekima, kweli si kweli?

@JamesKWaNjeri U R G E N T L Y ❗❗

Kenyatta National Hospital needs a Patron

@xonphused ✋

Who else is not interested in going to Christian’s heaven?

@kaizen000000000 @_Ochiedike Start by defining God so that we're all on the same page.

What’s the strongest piece of evidence that convinced you God exists? I’m genuinely curious no insults please

Muthurwa, roughly 500 metres from the Nairobi Governor's office ,is an open sewer.

@CaptainKipkorir He is the representative. He's on the job.

@john_giks Why?

So Nyandarua Senator John Methu Muhia now claims the roads he mentioned at the late Ol Kalou MP David Njuguna Kiaraho's funeral are being done 'in his courtesy'? That makes no sense. Facts on the ground show these projects were already ongoing or in the pipeline long before. President Ruto is reliably informed and remains fully committed to delivering on every 2022 campaign promise. He doesn't need to entertain noise-makers and idlers like him. His political goose is cooked. Nyandarua will vote him out. Mark this.

The Pope’s mistake was calling for peace. Apparently, that’s enough to anger the FIFA “peace prize” winner.

The underdogs usually win, history has proven that power does not always belong to the loudest or the richest but to those who stand firm when it matters most, and just like David Maraga @dkmaraga showed when he led the Supreme Court to nullify a presidential election in 2017, proving that the rule of law can rise above political pressure, the ordinary people of this country must believe that change does not come from comfort but from courage, and in this struggle those dismissed, ignored and underestimated will be the ones to shake the system and reclaim justice for the people.