John Wesley Lowery

@dbrownhess Be sure they have nice watches!

After buying gas and groceries today I’m gonna have to start robbing these random men in Vegas that invite me back to their room.

@tikibriefcase The Vegas wardrobe is a real thing!

this top feels appropriate when I wear it in Vegas and pornographic when I wear it around where I live

@James_Tierney State College Casino already has burnt out lights on the buttons?

Was almost able to pay for happy hour

@Vegasfan1970 Have a blast! We head to Vegas Sunday for our own break for the world.

Did I was up at 3am? Yes I did. Am I also leaving on a jet plane at 540am to go to Cancun for a MUCH needed break from work? See you in 8 days, friends. About to head off the grid for a few.

@BauerPauerHauer @vegasvaluations Miss you by a few days! We are flying in the next Wednesday.

@vegasvaluations First weekend for AC/DC

May: home renovation June: new home siding July: Disney Cruise August: Vegas September: Disney World October: Vegas November: file for bankruptcy apparently

@ChampChaz02 Is degenerate sex not on the menu?

@James_Tierney We’re coming to State College for a concert in July. Maybe we will check it out for 10 minutes.

The pay tables must have to suck to pay for these cool ass chips.

@GirlHuckleberry @Vegasfan1970 Congratulations!

@James_Tierney Don’t go, count all the money you didn’t lose as winnings, and plan another Vegas trip.

I need help with a dilemma: A local casino just opened up with _horrible_ video poker paytables. I'm talking 96%. Should I... 1. Never play VP in protest. Only play craps/tables. 2. Suck it up and figure my time (3 hours round trip to next closest) is the price I pay. 3. Other?

@dbrownhess Did he think you were his “wingman” or hers?

Some dude at the bar told me my friend was hot while she was in the bathroom. I had to burst his bubble and tell him she’d be more interested in me than him and I’m not interested in her in that way so we were all going to be disappointed tonight. 😂

@lawboox @James_Tierney We say the same thing 10 minutes after walking into either of the local casinos near us. AC was closer, bit still not Vegas.

@James_Tierney I’ve never been to AC or Biloxi, etc. I have a local casino 20 minutes away that I go to 2/3 times a year. My problem is that I love Vegas so much, everything else pales in comparison. Thus any trip to a like -location, would end in “this is fine. But it’s not Vegas.” Thoughts?

Kim and I are taking a last-minute trip to Atlantic City this week, Thursday and Friday nights. One last fun time before the 16 hr a day tutoring schedule kicks in for finals week!

@Vegasfan1970 Get the shaker top off?

We’ve got prom night and the Masters going on. Like frowning up, everything happens in the kitchen. Huge house and here we all are. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

@Vegasfan1970 Fill the cap with hot water and/or cold water and let it sit for a minute and try again…

Help me out- we ordered the Masters drink kit. Cool stuff. But this shaker top thingy should come off so you can stream the drink, right??? That thing is welded on there.

@Vegasfan1970 @KerryBilicki @GirlHuckleberry Just Kerry? Lol

So @KerryBilicki continues to bat 1.000 when recommending drinks and bars. Thank you for this one!! Carousel Bar. Great jazz and the actual bar rotates very slowly. Pretty neat place.

@dbrownhess They need a version of this for tweets!

It takes real small dick energy to tweet about a woman you’ve blocked. 🤏🏻

@Coach_Hickey5 That was the National Championship in 2025. The “tradition” Geno made up is just associated with the final game.

This was last year. She came out finally. This year she did not.

@Vegasfan1970 Have a great trip! If it gets really hot, cool off with the Purple Drink at Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar.

Balcony time in the Big Easy.

@dbrownhess Post a picture of the note!!

Update on the AirTag situation: someone seriously drove all the way out to Mystic Lake and left a note on the car. 🤦‍♀️

@KerryBilicki @CromwellVegas Bound Bar is a real loss on the Strip! It will be missed…

Yep, sometimes I get carried away and sometimes I drink my feelings. 🥺 @CromwellVegas thanks for the memories.🥹🥃

@VegasDuffy @James_Tierney @YouCanBetonThat Or there is always another marker…

@James_Tierney @john_w_lowery @YouCanBetonThat One way or another, we can make that happen!

That's a wrap on Weekend 1 of the Birthday Spectacular. And what a weekend it was... +$7,778 (!!) 3 Handpays And so many memories with great friends. Now, Kim and I are headed to M Resort to get some work done before we spend Weekend 2 out at Rampart.