Yookay Slime Minister

@koshercockney @BillyCan1776 @HeidiBachram Because we have the weakest government ever

This is bad. London today. During Passover. “Pro-Palestine” supporters calling for Jihad “Muslim armies end your shame” with a banner calling for military action against Israel. How is this allowed on the streets of the UK’s capital? H/t @HeidiBachram

@elliehodges62 @POWofficialx 100% this👆

Ignore these so called ‘minor’ crimes, and the bigger problems follow

@flowerpotweller I’d take that

this isn’t the deal you think it is, chris.

@DANNYUNFILTERED And officer left, he sat inside and stewed for five minutes cos he was angry and then went outside and went up to the police

@DANNYUNFILTERED How does he know what a glok and an MP5 is? And talking about magazines? I’m sure I speak for most when I say we wouldn’t have a clue!

Met Police leave a bag full of guns and ammo in the street. This seems like a drop gone wrong …… these WERE SUPPOSED to go to street level criminals. You ain’t convincing anyone with the “it’s a mistake” it’s a bag full of guns!

@CptHastings1916 Can get a house in London for £350k. Quite easily affordable for a couple rightmove.co.uk/properties/171…

I don't know what young people are moaning about, housing in England is totally affordable if you're willing to move to a cramped terrace in a remote coastal town with no railway station where all the pubs close at 9pm and you have no social circle or employment prospects.

@PolitlcsUK Canned laughter should stay in the 70’s

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's address to the nation is mocked in the latest #SNLUK skit featuring Harry Kane

@atakapapi @Egyptianmemees @grok Suddenly fell? Inside a cave?

@Egyptianmemees @grok what’s happening here

شخص كان في البر مع صديقه… وفجأة سقط وبدأ يقرأ عليه القرآن لكن المفاجأة كانت في اللحظة اللي تم توثيقها… ظهور شيء غريب ويقولن جن او شيطان السؤال… هل فعلًا البر فيه مثل هالأشياء؟

@DawnNeesom @JohnHann04 Cos footie fans are predominantly white

Football fans have been treated like this since forever. Kettled, filmed, frogmarched down the road and slung into police vans. Mostly when we've been doing sod all wrong. Why are gangs of feral youths steaming shops treated with kid gloves? 🤷‍♀️

@linmeitalks You realise that most were on a low income and didn’t get universal credit to top it up, unlike people today?

Can I ask why, if a pensioner has worked all their life, they only have the state pension to rely on? Didn’t decide to save ? Put away for a rainy day ? Sounds like poor planning to me. And yes if your children have flown the nest and you, or you and your spouse are knocking around in a 3 or 4 bedroom house you bought decades ago- SELL it. You’ll have more than enough to live on.

@CllrAlexCatt Inbreds

Norwich is going Green 💚 People know it’s the only way to stop Reform, and are inspired by the chance to get the city’s first-ever Green Party run council! So much love for all of our hardworking teams 💚

@doluccia16 Donated blood? What you on about?

Grazie a tutti: alla signora che ha raccolto Rosi quasi esanime, alla doc Mignacca che le ha prestato il primo e più importante soccorso, a tutti i veterinari della CVS, a chi ha donato il sangue. Siete stati straordinari, professionali, mettendoci anima e cuore. Rosi è salva! ❤️

@Heccles94 @QaysSediqi Go back to your swamp you virtual signalling twat

Less than half of the UK identify as Christian. 37% identify as atheists. Let's not pretend the UK is a Christian country. We are a mutli-faith society, and a largely secular society. The UK is a country that has many traditions, and welcomes new ones.

@britmatters @BillyCan1776 Powerful

The Man Who Paid In & The Man Who Paid Nothing. Meet Frank, the man who paid in. Frank turned 80 last winter. He grafted 52 years as a builder in Manchester, his hands and back are broken from laying bricks in pouring rain. Every week he paid his National Insurance. Never claimed benefits. Never broke the law. He raised two kids on a council estate, paid his taxes and did his bit for the country he loves. Now he shuffles to the post office in the same coat he’s worn since 2018. His old Nokia phone barely holds the charge. His State Pension is £241.30 a week, just over £12,500 a year, but after gaps, Frank gets less. He counts every penny. Some weeks it’s heating or eating. Last winter around 2,500 people in England died from cold associated causes. Frank keeps the thermostat at 15 degrees and wears jumpers indoors. "I’m not living," he tells his neighbour. "I’m just existing." His wife, Margaret, has been in a care home for two years, dementia stealing her away. Frank struggles to keep their old car on the road for weekly visits. One more breakdown and those trips could end. Every pension day is the same. Frank walks past the bookies where young fighting age men fresh off small boats shout, laugh and slap down stacks of cash twice as thick as his weekly pension. He keeps his head down, clutching his wallet, praying nobody follows him home. His street no longer feels like his street. Fewer familiar faces. Foreign languages. The corner shop is now a Turkish barbers. He feels all alone in the city he once helped build. Meet Ahmed, the man who paid nothing. Ahmed arrived on a dinghy last summer, one of 41,472 Channel crossings in 2025, mostly young men from Somalia, Eritrea, Afghanistan and Sudan. He tossed his documents into the sea, then claimed asylum the moment the dinghy touched the beach. No passport. No papers. No contributions. The Home Office puts him in a hotel. Heating on full. Three meals a day. Security on the door.Ahmed strolls the streets in new clothes and the latest iPhone, using free bus shuttles twice a day, drinking and laughing with friends outside the same bookies Frank avoids. He broke immigration rules entering the country uninvited. Once granted asylum, the door opens to UK benefits and housing. Frank paid in all his life and obeyed every rule. He built the Britain that now houses Ahmed. Ahmed has paid nothing and doesn't obey the rules, he receives shelter, warmth, food, free transport and pocket money while Frank rations food, huddles under blankets to keep warm and constantly worries about money. Tonight as Ahmed relaxes in a warm hotel room with new Nike trainers by the bed, wondering what’s for dinner. Frank sits in his cold home wondering why a lifetime of hard work brings only deprivation. This story is repeating in towns and cities across the country. This isn’t fairness. This is a betrayal. #UKNews #UKPolitics #StopTheBoats

@flynnrobinson_ @UB1UB2 😂

@johnathanj644 @UB1UB2 Exactly. This is just regular simple rubbish, it's not difficult to find a bin for that. They probably park next to a wheelie bin at their mum's house!

Some people have absolutely zero respect for the ends 🤦‍♂️🗑️ A follower sent us this CCTV footage from Wembley showing a driver casually pulling up outside their house just to empty all of their McDonald’s and Sam’s munch from the past week straight onto the street. He didn’t even try to hide it! #UB1UB2 #wembley #london

@LNallalingham Is this a fucking joke?

🚨 Tower Hamlets residents just had a new election leaflet delivered. Quick question… Which policy is your favourite?

@Bob71136804 @SandyofSuffolk Exactly! I was orphaned at 16 so had to fend for myself. I couldn’t afford to buy until I met my other half. £180k our 3 bed was. Luckily I was made redundant and got £8k, not much at all, but was my part of the deposit. My nephew lived at home, got a job for £24k saved & bought

@SandyofSuffolk Yep….gap years never existed until the last decade or so. Easy £20k on minimum wage lost straight off. Plus the cost of the travelling. Do that for 3 years living with folks and you’d have close to £50k easily. £100k if you’re buying with someone.

You can buy a nice little house like this in Suffolk with a 5% deposit of £6,000. Nationwide, Barclays and others are offering good deals for first time buyers with only a 5% deposit. But then you'd have to forego your gap year in the Far East and Antipodes or your fancy wedding. Poor you. Boo hoo. 🤣

@Daniel7Prinsloo How is he attacking her? Didn’t touch her

Man attempts to attack Muslim woman multiple times in broad daylight.. 📍LONDON, UK Lets make him famous 👏🏻

@georgegalloway Don’t help that they live the way they do just chucking rubbish all over the floor and pissing and shiting everywhere

The Rats are chewing the children in Gaza