john david flint

This will probably alienate me from some followers but one of my breakfasts is Marmite on toast

@hicasamadim 72 surely

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@leanneb68 Thunderstorm but no hail here

Mother of all thunderstorms and hailstones the size of jersey royals 🤣🤣🤣

@TraffordKevin @BBCMOTD Alright I admit my fault but i don’t profess to be a football expert , my thoughts on a half volley were wrong but even I know it’s not a volley

@johndavidflint @BBCMOTD Surely someone who criticises should know what they are talking about too?

Jude Bellingham with an outrageous volley in Real Madrid's final La Liga game 😮‍💨

@mrsimmo1984 @BBCMOTD My bad

@johndavidflint @BBCMOTD This is neither.

@karenfthompson Cheese is never around long enough in our house to go mouldy 🧀

Ohhh my god Twits of a certain age .. I’m wetting myself laughing .. I can hear my mother saying this and then making cheese on toast with it .. Same as I do now ..🤭 Who else remembers this..? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧀

@karenfthompson @elonmusk Happy Birthday Karen , hope hungry husband treats you on your soecial day 🎂

Okay @elonmusk .. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BALLOONS 🎈 ..!!!!!

@TonyNorris97535 @pedalsingh Hold my beer 🐏

@pedalsingh I think Robs on his last legs but those stats from the team in the first half are totally not acceptable and this side will go down as the worst team in Premier league history.

In the the most embarrassing HT stats, in PL history?

@zinkabell Working 😢

What you up to this bank holiday Monday ?

@zinkabell Your photo’s show that you are both brave and confident Zinka

I want to be braver more confident !! I'm rubbish at both

@BadManBetting Cheers Badman , made up for my disappointment in failing to reach the playoffs

OMG WE’VE DONE IT! 100/1 WINNER!!! £10 INTO £1,000! SMASH ❤️ LIKE IF YOU WON!!!

@leanneb68 @GiveBloodNHS They must have had them a while , the packagings changed , bet it still tasted lovely though

Bloody donation tonight AND they had club biscuits Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! @GiveBloodNHS

@FPL_Fly Did exactly that myself fly 🤦🏻‍♂️

For old times sake I picked Salah on my Free Hit. I also captained him. Yes, it was foolish. Yes, Bruno will kill my rank. Yes, I’m betting on a light so dim now it’s barely visible. So long Mo, and thanks for all the points. Right, you can fuck off now…

@Jennnyyyyyy 41

What will be the missing number? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@dcfcofficial @hilssinger Trying to explain to my 22 ye old daughter what ceefax and teletext was

Pride Park with a '90s feel. 📸⏪

@zinkabell Scientific fact , people who drink out of cups as big as their head are incredible .

Tell me something interesting tweeps

@JakeBarker1212 @JoyCrackle1 Injuries are costing us at the moment

That's probably the end of Derby's season, even if Hull conceding late does give us a bit of hope. A poor start and late injuries have killed us, but it's been so enjoyable watching this team grow from relegation fodder into playoff contenders. Proud of this team. 🐏 #DCFC

@zinkabell Good morning Zinka

Good morning happy chocolate egg day

@zinkabell Ooohhh getting more risque Zinca

Goodnight tweeps