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@equine__dentist If it wasn't there everyone would be disappointed at the half hearted attempt at 'life like'

why they give the lion table a dick and balls

@PunchingCat Is that a waffle-maplesyrup-napkin!?? 😚😙😗

@ShitpostGate C,mon the heroin team

@liljay11k Lazer fast. Then pulled a handbrake drift. Pretty neat for a duck

@ShitpostGate Woaahhhhwww get the cuffs on and the boys in blue to be knocking on his door first thing tomorrow morning

@schumaml @Oasismoose @s8n Pretty sure I'll just jump and land on my deck chair down there

@Oasismoose @johnfctre @s8n But if you miss the ground, you start to fly.

@GimmickSlop Had one today. Pestered me the whole time I was in house. Buzzing around my face, tickling my legs and feet, resting on my cups Made me think there's gotta be replacements for them if they disappeared An evil thought but justified

@Catsillyness Deal, relax

@NoContextHumans I'll have u big time

@MemesUpMyAss Yes. I luv when someone's wearing a lizard morph suit and sends me their armpit

@messedupfoods Noted, not sure why I'd see this scene and think I'd need to smash thru the window however

@aesttics Hot

no one: my legs:

@WigglyAir He's gonna whoop ur ass in his own frog mage way

@NoContextHumans Get more diesel and gunk on those eggs, perfect

Street food final boss

@Syraavibes Doing what I want age just a number and the Lord does provide-ith

If you’re 23+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing???

@StarWarsDaily_ Probably wouldn't tweet. 'its beneath me'

Tweet like you work in Starkiller Base

@PunchingCat Love a close up inside of nose selfie, used to dabble myself

@Miaw Raging

@sandislonjsak @ManMilk2 Spider-Man villain - sandman

@ManMilk2 Can someone explain please?