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@0xCheru @omwambaKE Thank you

@omwambaKE Translation: Granma (Grabs mic): I've come from far, Chebilat. I have come to tell Governor Isaac(Ruto) pole, because we are your votes. We have followed you here Isaac, inasmuch as we keep being pushed/shoved about here, we are here to offer our condolences. cont 👇🏾

Mama hatambui protocol 😂

@ikokituhapa @wolfbrief_ 😂😂

@wolfbrief_ Can't kidnap their god my guy...this one will get you stoned

🚨 Plans to smuggle cows out of India backfires as creative tanker owner arrested, cows rescued and put under protection. It's a crazy world.

@Bush_tf @nikokadiKE 😂😅

@nikokadiKE Sai ni muhindi Ng'ombe awe naye

For your information, Almasi is not gay. He just became more spiritual.

@ivymuthe It's too quiet here,where are the Femeo?? 🤔

Let's not fool ourselves — Eve Mungai is clearly going through a difficult season. I can spot a troubled soul when I see one, and it's obvious she's navigating hills and valleys right now.May God remember her. Honestly, I'm also going through my own phase — it's normal in life.But when she broke up with Trevor, the "go go girl" squad hyped her up heavily. They promised they would all subscribe to her channel because she was the face of the brand they had built together. Many people assumed Trevor would be the one left struggling, forgetting that he was actually the brains behind most of her social media success.We all saw how quickly things went downhill after the breakup. During their relationship, Eve once openly admitted that she used to tell Trevor to cook his own food if he was hungry, reminding him that they weren't married yet and that she valued her freedom.Trevor ended the relationship, moved on quickly, found someone else, and has continued growing his brand successfully. Meanwhile, the channel that the "go go girl" supporters vowed to subscribe to has gone completely dormant. Instead, Eve has turned to OnlyFans, where she's been marketing crocheted lingerie.On the other hand, Trevor seems to be thriving — his star is shining even brighter after the breakup.Just recently, we saw Eve on stage begging Jalas to give a shout-out to her new line of work. Reports say she's now selling M-KOPA phones (pay-as-you-go). Jalas advised her to go back to what people know her for — content creation .Life really can change very fast. One moment you're at the top, and the next you're trying to rebuild by selling phones on installment.That's why it's important to stay grounded. Fame and online support can be very temporary.May God remember His little girl.

@luv1bun Gaslighting at its peak,Men Trust but verify,DNA is cheaper than school fees

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@MusaliaMudavadi Yenyewe green is a must

Today, my heart is overflowing with gratitude and joy as I witnessed my son, Michael Lulu Mudavadi, unite in marriage with Ann Nixxie Nyaguthii Miitii. As a father, few moments compare to seeing your child step into a new season of life grounded in love, maturity, commitment, and purpose. This day was not only a celebration of two remarkable souls becoming one, but also the beautiful coming together of two families connected by love, respect, faith, and shared values. Michael and Ann, as you begin this journey together, I pray that your marriage will always be anchored in faith, strengthened by patience, guided by wisdom, and filled with lasting happiness. May your home be built on peace, laughter, understanding, loyalty, and unconditional love through every season of life. Mama Tessie and I, together with our entire family, sincerely thank our friends, distinguished guests, and all those who joined us to celebrate this special occasion. Your presence, warm wishes, prayers, and fellowship made the day even more meaningful and unforgettable. To Michael and Ann, may this mark the beginning of a beautiful lifetime together, hand in hand, heart to heart. Congratulations once again, and may God richly bless your union.

@AokoOtieno_ Walae

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours, Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie) But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media Gender my ass!

@CNotNyakundi Does She "Wakavinye"know she wrote this story

@Fightfilesdaily Stoopid people holding the man

Bro got absolutely cooked 😂 She actually can fight for a girl,didn’t even give him a chance and straight beat his ass! 🔥😭 #Brawl #MMA #Knockout #Fight #ViralFights

@ivymuthe Rest people rest

As a literature enthusiast, I feel that locking Guardian behind that mini-door is symbolic.

@onjolo_kenya The reasons some of us hate these Soo called relativism

Samwel Araka Moranga was employed by Sonko,he was earning over Ksh50,000 per month. Sonko says that he was not a good employee na akamfuta kazi. Samwel is the uncle of one of the children Sonko is taking care of. After Sonko fired him,Samwel didn't want to go in peace. Alianza kuitisha pesa kila mara ndio sonko akae na huyo mtoto. He reached a point sasa anataka mtoto atoke kwa sonko aende Kisii wakae na yeye. Samwel claimed that Sonko hafai kukaa na mtoto ambaye sio relative wake. Samwel doen't even have money to take care of the child. This is why being too good to everyone is not good. Sonko is trying his best to take care of an orphan but a person who is not capable of feeding himself is bringing trouble. Hata akipewa huyo mtoto he cannot take care of him. Si mnajua how relatives hutesa watoto wa watu?!

@AntiWokeMemes Yes

@BulelaniKlein @agujimanasseh09 😂😂😂 hood soldier

@agujimanasseh09 That's spooty, the most famous member in the hood.

I am confuse guys is this German shepherd or ekuke

@__Sharyf 😂

Why is he in a white coat??

@SophyaAdannaya Don't take everything serious

My father said my bride price is 5m

@AntiWokeMemes Where's the lie

@aime_mwizaa What's up Lesotho

@dammy4trueluv Ooh sorry,I can't believe this man make sure you don't starve and make sure you have shelter,how rude is He,leave Him

My husband doesn't buy me anything not even pant. No birthday gift at all. He only buy foodstuffs. I'm tired 😫 What shld I do?🤔

@Nyaburinyauma Which Men

@Shadaya_Knight Whose the naked leady

These 2 Malawians being asked when are they going back home. The black South Africans are angry with Malaiwans for giving asylum or escape to Shepherd Bushiri Shepherd Bushiri is a Malaiwan pastor who operated in South Africa, who ended up in court over alleged fraud. He was disliked by black South Africans for allegedly scamming their parents with fake miracles at his church More to follow