John MacPherson

@WhiteHouse Did the doctor say anything about that vagina hanging off your chin? Although you're married to Malaria, that's the closest you get to one.

PERFECT BILL OF HEALTH! 🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse Show us then, you fat orange fuck. You're clearly obese and by that alone you're lying when you say "perfect" plus you have fucking scabies on your hands and your ankles are puffier than a marshmallow in a microwave. Ohhh and you're a pedophile.

@tylerlaycock2 @MapleLeafs Operations Manager at Hilborn Pottery Design Inc .... Calling the leafs and their medical team, "the dumbest ... on the planet." Fucking hilarious!

@tylerlaycock2 @MapleLeafs You're smarter than someone with an MD from McMaster? The Toronto Maple Leafs are regarded as having one of the best-funded, most extensive & top-tier medical & sports science teams in the NHL & arguably across professional sports.

@smith_john40547 @MapleLeafs What does this even mean?

@MapleLeafs Sure wait a bit longer! What a joke of an organization. If the Leafs are lucky his career is over,

@TheGoose48 @MapleLeafs @DarrenDreger Well considering this season isn't done yet and the Leafs didn't make the playoffs... Then no ... He isn't. Nowhere does it say he won't play NEXT season though. You're wrong in two ways.

@MapleLeafs @DarrenDreger Goodluck to the person with recovery, but thank fuck he's not playing for us this season

@reaIGladiator @MapleLeafs LTIR.

@MapleLeafs Great 🙄 ain't nobody going to trade for him now

@Walking_donut69 @MapleLeafs He's an NHL player. He is better than you and all of your buddies combined. I'm assuming your high level of hockey competence is maybe a year or two of Jr. C?

@MapleLeafs One of the worst everyday players in the NHL, hope they punt him to Russia ffs

@MapleLeafs The only reason Brandon Pridham had to be so creative was due to poor management and overpaying the core 4 and we all complained about that. This management seems to be taking a different approach and everyone is already pissed. Why are Leafs fans like this? - signed, a Leafs fan

@Sportsnet Wait .... Hamilton and .... Vegas before Halifax? Wtf?

Las Vegas and Hamilton are joining the PWHL as the latest expansion teams 🆕

@Steve_Dangle @Casual_Mats I mean it's not like Pelley just makes a list and picks a GM and they're immediately hired. There is a process involved here that involves meetings and interviews. We don't know the process, the others considered and their alignment with mlse' vision.

@Casual_Mats I'm open to Sundin joining the fold but with this guy? I don't get it. At all.

Could Chayka be a good hire? Of course. People learn and evolve. But you can't deny there's a bunch of red flags and Keith Pelley hasn't exactly earned our trust yet.

@TSN_Sports @OverDrive1050 McDavid, Crosby, Ove, MacKinnon ..... None of them left. Why is everyone making such a big deal over this? Sure Tavares left, but that was because there was the opportunity for him to come play in his hometown. Last I checked... Scottsdale has no NHL franchise. Let's settle down.

What was your biggest takeaway from Auston Matthews' media availability this morning? @OverDrive1050 #OverDrive

@nationalpost Last name tattooed across his back I assume? Silver jeans? Tap Out hat?

Canadian tourist accused of kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at a Vegas hotel.

@NHLRumourReport They don't have a GM .... Who's making this trade, Nick? Lol

Nick Kypreos: Re Morgan Rielly: The Maple Leafs may need to retain as much as 50 per cent of the $7.5 million AAV he has, and throw in a draft pick sweetener - Sportsnet (4/3)

@nicksortor She needs to scrape together $11,000 for cancer treatment (covered in Canada) while he spends billions each day while causing massive inflation and the cost of fuel to skyrocket. Yea. Great man that Trump is ....

🚨 NOW: President Trump just received a DOOR DASH ORDER to the Oval Office from "Door Dash Grandma" She told 47 his NO TAX ON TIPS legislation has saved her $11,000 in taxes this year, as her husband goes through cancer treatment. Much deserved savings for everyday Americans 🇺🇸

@TaraSetmayer I mean .... He's the president.... So. Yes.

Are evangelicals really this stupid???

@SeekingSunJulie @FoxNews Tell us all the artist he was there supporting....

@FoxNews The liberals said boycott the USA. How it's going:

Plastic bans for Canada… plastic cups for Coachella. Former Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau is being labeled a hypocrite for partying with red solo cups at Coachella alongside girlfriend Katy Perry after he led a nationwide effort to ban single-use plastics in Canada while he was in office.

@LangmanVince Why? I'm 40 and I'd love to have been at Coachella! I'm sure the hangover sucked, but worth it.

Justin Trudeau is a 54-year-old father of three; Katy Perry is a 41-year-old mother. Apparently, they're trying to relive their youth at Coachella. Embarrassing!

@Martyupnorth Hahahahahhahahahajahjahahahahahahhahahahahahabhahahahahabhahaha Jesus Christ you're a fucking moron. Hahahahhahahahahahhahaha The Convoy lol a bunch of hillbillies in Civics

I went to listen to her speak at the University of Calgary yesterday. It was a packed auditorium. She could only speak for 90 minutes because that's all the school would allow, but the crowd wanted more. She's an eye witness to one of the most important moments in Canadian history. The Freedom Convoy will be studied and talked about for generations, and she was right in the middle of it. I hate my government, but as I listened to her, I kept realizing I can't hate it enough. What they did to us. What they continue to do to us. There are evil men and women in Ottawa. Christ taught us to forgive, and Tamara exemplifies that. Me? If I had been subjected to the same treatment that she was, I'd be hunting down some humans for the rest of my life. God bless you Tamara.

@gregkellyusa Shut the fork up, Greg.

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!