John McGuckin

@georgemahood I'm crying laughing at the vet limerick in "Every day is a Holiday." Such a funny read! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@IanMooreAuthor Brilliant book! Laugh out loud funny throughout! Easily the best book about a Brit's life in France. More please!👏👏👏👏👏

C'est La Vie is out now! Please leave a review if you've read it, and even if you read it first time when it was called C'est Modnifique - please leave another review! Why? Because the third book may be in the pipeline... #humour #France #familylife

@JonathanPieNews @BBCSounds One of the funniest shows ever on BBC sounds! Brilliant 👌!!

Rod Stewart’s donuts?! All 8 episodes of series 2 of Call Jonathan Pie are now available on @BBCSounds. Just in time for bank holiday weekend!

@paddyraffcomedy @russell_kane Why the fake, forced attempted posh accent on the voiceover? Don't see the point of that.🤔

𝗣𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 & 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗹’𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗽 🧑🏼‍🦲🗺️👨🏻Paddy & @russell_kane visit Forkhill, Co Armagh 📍

@MikeReadUK A constant companion to me when I was a teenager. I especially remember "...with me Andy Peebles." This became a nickname for him on Radio 1, "me Andy Peebles". RIP.

Devastated to hear the news about our chum Andy Peebles. He was about to join us at Heritage. We joined Radio One together. Knew his music & cricket inside out. Raise your bat & enjoy a long rest in the pavilion. We lunched recently with DLT & Adrian Juste. Great innings.

@clivemerrison you were absolutely amazing in the Radio 4 Sherlock Holmes radio dramas. They accompanied me through many years of commuting to work. So entertaining! Thank you so much! 🙏

@crazyclips_ *Owes

The ambulance coming 😂 them kids caught a body for her 🤣 she owe them

@Pat_Shortt What a funny guy. RIP

We are all devastated with the news of Jon Passing and our thoughts are with Margy Aaron and Leah. I was lucky to spend so many years touring with Jon and learning from him. Creating some great shows and videos. Hilarious hours in the rehersal room and playing great tunes. But sitting in the kitchen with Margy and Caroline just having the craic in Lough Gur will never be forgotten. Thanks Jon.

@TF1 Writers' room! Shame on you!

@FightHaven *talking recklessly. It's an adverb. Also, do not use a capital first letter on words in the middle of a sentence when it is not needed. Sigh.

@TheTommyCannon *you're

‘Don’t tell anyone your 86 today Tommy, just say you’re 21’ 🥳

@BreachXHelp Potato?

@BreachXHelp Uber?

Tonight’s #3d #stereogram #magiceye . Please say what you see, a nice one this … Results will be posted at 7pm !! Who will be #firstin and #topten . Let’s see your answers #Tuesday #TuesdayFun

@BreachXHelp Mont St Michel in Normandy,

Tonight’s #3d #stereogram #magiceye . Please say what you see, very clear and a lot of detail in this one so don’t skip it ! ,… Results will be posted by 9pm !! A mention for the best GIF ! Who will be #firstin and #topten . Let’s see your answers #wednesday #wednesdayfun

@BreachXHelp Is it a bag of tomatoes?

Tonight’s #3d #stereogram #magiceye . Please say what you see, very clear, can’t wait for the comments !! ,… Results will be posted by 9pm !! A mention for the best GIF ! Who will be #firstin and #topten . Let’s see your answers #friday #fridayfun

@BreachXHelp Is it a silverback gorilla?

Tonight #3d #stereoscope #magiceye is probably the hardest yet to see. Who will be #firstin and #topten . PLEASE PUT #magiceye in your replies. #saturdayfun #saturday #goodluck please repost so others can play along . 🙏🙏🙏

@cctv_idiots Peel Your Beer? Wait, what?

What’s the message ?

@fasc1nate *of a man

The last moments off a man who jumped in a tiger enclosure, 2014.

@patmcgrath *Fewer than one hundred others, not "less than 100 others"....... Sigh.

@TheFigen_ *21st century!

They don't want a partner, they want a cameraman. 20th century! twitter.com/esdeprofugos2/…