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@abuyamasta Fermented stuff inakaa ni noma

Today at around 7:04AM I was the 3rd person to hold him, the people infront of me were a Nurse and his mother. I held him high and said, "Welcome to the World Jr." I thank God to have blessed me with a fifth child, he granted me the wishes I have been asking for a very long time.

@ignyharaz2 Angalia saa hii model gani ndio inanunuliwa

Mnasema howo imekuja ku replace Isuzu?. Kweli? Huko Mavoko 9/10 trucks you spot ni za Isuzu

@mungaikihanya And cost wise I now understand

@johnmtt000 Yes WE CAN make photocopying paper. We just don't want to since it is easier to import from established manufacturers in South Africa, Indonesia and Brazil. No need to reinvent the wheel!

As a trainer, I use a lot of photocopy paper for training pamphlets. Over the years I established that these come from South Africa, Indonesia or Brazil. So, I was elated when I saw one labeled "Made in Kenya"; and it was the cheapest in the shop. I bought a whole box...

@KyaloIntel Jaribu tukutambue

Si mtu anaweza dandia hii train na aibe hizi steel rolls zote akisukuma chini..

@KillboyzS F***in morons

Lakini kuwekea investor 2400 just because mlikua mnajua gari inahama route shows how immature you are

@joan_reals All de best MTU wa kak

Not there yet but almost.....soon I'll have a place to call my own when not in the city. Didn't happen overnight.....discipline,consistency,hardwork & God.

@JCarhire Mkora wewe

We placed a serious golf bet pesa mzuri for whoever wins. Unfortunately, mimi ndio nilishindwa. But because I wasn’t ready to accept financial defeat, I told my friend he must first say that annoying word “Tutam” ndio nimtumie pesa. To cut the long story short, pride yake ilikataa… Na pesa yangu bado iko kwangu but anasema I conned him na ye ndo alikataa pesa

@sholard_mancity Even here outside some managers wako na tabia kama hio

A Kenyan has just beaten Safaricom PLC in court and been awarded Sh1.4 billion. And honestly, this case is disturbing. Peter Nthei Muoki says he developed a child-wallet concept for M-Pesa and pitched it to Safaricom in 2021. According to court documents, he was told it wasn’t workable. Then later, Safaricom rolled out a similar feature. He sued. And High Court Judge Josephine Wayua Wambua Mong'are ruled in his favour. Safaricom has now been ordered to pay him Sh1.4 billion plus annual royalties. Imagine being told your idea won’t work, then later seeing it launched by one of the biggest companies in the country. That’s the painful part. Because, how many ordinary Kenyans have pitched ideas to powerful companies, been ignored, and watched those same ideas come back as products? This case will make many innovators think twice.

@ivymuthe Depends on the work at hand

Which would you prefer: a Toyota Hilux single cab priced at 3.2 million or a FAW Tiger V at 3.5 million?

@anj_116_ Hii inapatikana wapi

SinoTruk Howo H2 29/33 Seater Bus 3.0L Weichai Engine (Euro III) 160HP/480Nm 6F+1R MT Full Airbrake with ABS 120L Diesel Tank 29/33 seater (KS.372 2019 standards) KES 5.1M|5.4M (Complete) ☎️0720586035 wa.me/c/254720586035

@joesef_nganda Kwani mwenye matatu haezi fungua shule

Alafu kuna this ones...

@lizziemag56 Sio SM

Hizi magari zinahama Ronga juu ya nini specific?coz it's becoming interesting....

@aab26_ Ingine unaitisha pork imepikwa half anakuletea either mafuta mingi au mifupa mingi na wakianza haikua mbaya

Unanunua pork quater ukieka kwa pan yote ni mafuta😭

@ClintonObonyo mouthy one atajua hajui siku moja

Huyu amesema mamake ni peddlar

@BernardKavuli get anotherone to call you babe

A frustrated husband complains that his wife insists on calling him by his actual name instead of using pet names.

@anj_116_ So far whiçh body builders have done them

Why don't we have many Howo 33 seater buses? The answer is two fold. 1. It's early days. The H2 series is less than 1 year old. 2. Fabricators. We are limited to independent Fabricators like Yutan, Nanak, Identity & Banbros Limited. KCI & CFG will not touch Howo Chassis.

@droopyndoch @YungEtherChild @matatuindustry Hii inapatikana wapi na ni how much

@YungEtherChild Mboko moja ikuje sasa @matatuindustry

That 33seater Howo Sinotruk 👍🏾

@justachillbloke Reta za macho

@JCarhire Just continue with your routine

People who leave the house between 3am and 6am, where exactly are you going? Because at that hour even the roads look confused, the dogs are still in meetings, and the sun has not approved your movement. Are you chasing money, avoiding someone, going to pray, or you’re the people who make Nairobi traffic start early? I've tried waking up at 5.40, till now my eyes can't open. Explain yourselves.