Johnny Dunne

@NoContextBrits Drool 🤤 (models own)

@sciencegirl (Hungry hungry) Hippo

Do you see a CAT or a MOUSE

@shauns_personal @Geo97283 What frequency are they on?

@Geo97283 No was only picking up control

A very confused call to Dublin Bus control after this driver took a wrong turn... chap is now stuck in a backroad and the inspector wont go up to help him😂😂😂

@fesshole Do you actually not know who he is or are you complying to the NDA?

Driving home through the Lincolnshire woods one night I was flagged down by a well dressed man whose Jaguar had become stuck. I towed him, and his young assistant, free. Later got an check for £2000 and an NDA from a reputation management company. I've no idea who he is.

@tinerthewiener Hi Tina, any chance you could DM me? I tried and it turns out I'm not Twiter premium

@MoJo79406505 @fesshole What do you look like now? (Still no)

@fesshole I used to look like stephen Hendry, any chance of me hole? 🤷🏼‍♂️

I once shagged a bloke because he looked a fair bit like Super Hans from Peep Show. I've never really fancied either the actor or the character. But I really love Peep Show.

@nobbynoreen @adrianweckler Solero snob!

@adrianweckler I dont know what a magnum is....

Magnum (Dublin) Spar Amiens St: €2.20 Spar Drumcondra Rd: €3.50

@Independent_ie Come back @rte, all is forgiven!

RTÉ presenter Louise Duffy and husband former Kerry GAA star Paul Galvin secure permission for extension to south Dublin home buff.ly/3NXR0ut

@RavenSoftware Just give me 1 day in Verdansk

🎄 🎁🧝‍ Day 9 of Festive Fervor is live in #Warzone!

@RavenSoftware So no Verdansk under the Christmas tree then?

Here is your playlist forecast for the rest of December! 🎄 Trello: bit.ly/3q10dFg

The weekly #Warzone playlist is now live! 🎮 Adding: • BR - Solos, Duos, Trios • Rebirth Resurgence - Trios • Plunder - Duos Removing: • Vanguard Resurgence - Quads • Plunder - Trios Keeping: • Vanguard Royale - Quads • BR - Quads Trello: bit.ly/3oZu8OD

@Holly0910 No Time To Lie

We got a photo with our barman last night because we thought he was the spitting image of Pierce Brosnan. This morning I’m not sure sure 👀

@tinerthewiener So he's got pretty privilege? Haha, hats off to him (FYI I'm not wearing a hat)

@boucherhayes Phillip I'd also put money on that they have removed the loyalty stamp for a free coffee. #councilwillgetthat

@fibu82 @pjgallagher 2 words Fiona. Good. JAYSUS

@pjgallagher Found this beauty in a snack box once 🤮. Fried into the breading of the chicken. Can’t order from the same place ever again...

@MikaelThalen Meowsey McDermott as per Family Guy

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

My dog just suped me.

@tinerthewiener @punchedmonet_ Did the run by fruiting happen? If not I'll like to tender my services henceforth. We also have a sister company this does egging for that 'special someone'

@Attenboroughs_D @nicoladunne

Now it's over to the catwalk in Aruba, where pink seems to be all the rage.

@TonightShowTV3 'On your bike'

@gcardscafe Hi, do you have have any 'New Home' cards? Thanks - Johnny