Johnny Bidet

@MurrayHillGuy1 Love when pieces of shit like you make a mockery of ADHD

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling

@deus_trader Weird post

My daughter’s finally out of law school so no one mess with me, lol. Bar exam next, but already got a job with big law at starting quant salary ($225K/yr), so AI hasn’t destroyed all jobs yet.

@Reeseglo3 @SheFell4Russia @popstarbenny ?

@SheFell4Russia @popstarbenny Dis the du. mbest shit I've ever heard u goof ball Everybody don't grow up in the suburbs.. or have money like that to live in decent areas..if their parents didn't gaf about their future they wouldn't be in school to begin with. Krazy man

y’all don’t understand sexyy red cuz y’all didn’t go to a high school where a girl wearing cookie monster pajamas and eating hot cheetos would get into a fight at 7:45am

@EricBalchunas @marcportermagee Prof bs?

@marcportermagee Everyone wants to go south now. Less prof bs. I know I’m hoping my kid does (altho ultimately his choice).

University of Vermont projects 15% drop in freshman class

@ibleed_ep @m6drop @Bellagio Where’s the stuff about the pumps?

@m6drop @Bellagio Ppl are so dumb literally a guy died doing that a year or two ago. Got sucked under by the pumps 🤦🏽‍♂️ Do stupid things win stupid prizes.

MEANWHILE AT THE @Bellagio FOUNTAINS. LAS VEGAS METRO PD NOWHERE IN SIGHT. LORD

@_willcompton David foster Wallace, Kenyon college

Just an UNBELIEVABLY powerful speech by Eric Church So many good lessons & quotes in here

@3intboy @Ihartitz Brooks has his purpose. Lloyd has a different purpose

@Ihartitz He will still be behind Brooks, whom they paid.

What if the Injury Gods don't strike down upon MarShawn Lloyd with great vengeance and furious anger this year

@m6drop @AriaLV Better than secret pizza for sure. Above average slice, but not a great slice by any means.

IS MONEYLINE PIZZA AT THE @AriaLV IN LAS VEGAS REALLY THIS GOOD?

@James_Tierney What denomination of video poker do you usually play as a baseline? And what is your favorite type?

We record on Wednesday! First hour will be Jack’s trip report. Second hour, we will answer questions and read some feedback. What do you got this week?

@mfr3sh33 @acaseofthegolf1 Yes it is

@acaseofthegolf1 It is not an advantage. Especially mentally. When you factor in relativity - more grind makes you better

People being mad at a guy for coming from a rich family is something. Is it an advantage? Of course. A big one. But to think because he’s rich, he can’t struggle, is not it.

@m6drop Nope. Have to plan & budget. Makes it so much more enjoyable. Can’t go down there with no plan

THIS SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE. DO YOU LET VEGAS MANHANDLE YOU LIKE THIS AFTER YOU SET YOUR BAGS DOWN IN YOUR ROOM?

@MattWalshBlog Costs more to kill him than it does to keep him in prison for life

I am challenging any death penalty opponent — there are millions of them, allegedly — to step up to the plate right now and explain why this guy should not be executed. His guilt is established beyond any doubt whatsoever. His crime is utterly savage and heinous. Tell us why he doesn’t deserve to die. Go ahead.

@chelcity @VegasUncomped Honestly location wise might be my favorite. So easy to get to Bellagio Cosmo or Aria depending on the mood

@VegasUncomped A lot of people like Vdara! I always thought it would feel away from the action. 🤔

These are my offers. Where should I stay?

@NoSh1tSh3rlock @chelcity Interesting as gold is where resort fees are eliminated. Did you ask the front desk to remove?

@chelcity Don't know what status you have, but I only have Pearl & stay at The Reserve. It is considered a "lower" tier in the MGM portfolio so I don't have to pay resort fees on comped nights...Saves a lot especially coming from Canada! Excellent customer service too!

@DonGambinoTV @TylerWyattBets @MGMResortsIntl @JeffreyBenson12 @CircaLasVegas People launder money through their bank accounts most of the time…

@TylerWyattBets @MGMResortsIntl @JeffreyBenson12 @CircaLasVegas 100% correct, I guess I laundered it from my bank into the MGM wallets. They can return it too if they feel generous LOL 😂

Just got banned from EVERY @MGMResortsIntl casino in Vegas. I guess they don’t like to lose. What a joke of a corporation. Even my host is surprised. @JeffreyBenson12 I guess I’ll be a @CircaLasVegas loyal now.

@brodysheetzESPN This is one of those tweets that is hilarious but you can’t share with anyone because it just won’t hit the same

SMOKING HOT #8 sub gets FUCKED by bull MIKES WAY while CUCK #13 sub watches in CORNER

@RossTuckerPod @AndrewBrandt Stafford’s back needs injections. I don’t think he’s taking it too personally

"I experienced this in Green Bay... Brett (Favre) wasn't thrilled about that. I'm sure Aaron (Rodgers) wasn't thrilled about that. And I don't think Matthew (Stafford) is thrilled about that. "Of course, he'll put on a great face and Ty Simpson will say all the right things, but it's tough to manage" Former Packers exec @AndrewBrandt discusses the Rams selecting Ty Simpson on the latest Business of Sports:

@ChampChaz02 It really is the escapism versus other places.

Great Question. Vegas has a vibe you cant match 99.9% of people have left their troubles or worries at their departing airport and they are in Vacation Mode. I think local casinos you see A LOT more problem gamblers, hustlers, Bad attitudes and just bad vibes at times. I love the fact I can grab a drink and get talking to some cool motherfuc*r from Ohio, Canada or Hong Kong in Vegas. I am a GAMBLER first but the minute its about 2% advantages or stats it means its not Fun for me anymore and time to quit

@ChampChaz02 @TheVegasVice $30k gah damn

@SDtoLasVegas Was it a dude with short dark hair? Like buzz cut? Only place I’ve ever gotten into it with a craps employee

Up 1k first night at Park MGM. Had a solid craps run, but some of the dealers and pit bosses at Park are complete dicks, reason I’d never play here again. Off to the Plaza today!