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@johnny_mochama

...ka mbaya, mbaya. Tukutane huko mbele.

Kenya Katılım Nisan 2015
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Emmanuella@Emmanuella45836·
The boy's IQ is just too good He predicts and does everything perfectly
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Dhee✨🌎
Dhee✨🌎@UncleDhee·
How Different African Countries React to Blackouts 😂
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
Girls vs Boys 😭
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Ja Loka
Ja Loka@_fels1·
"Kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. But keep all the virgins alive for yourselves." Numbers 31:17
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Generali Osumo
Generali Osumo@generali_osumo·
A spiritual DISASTER it was and not a national prayer breakfast! Kenya's most heartless gathering in history! The best description of a deceptive and evil regime led by hypocrites! Yes Linus Kaikai nailed it as it is without altering a word!
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
The guy showing up to get his hair cut and waiting for his barber to spontaneously wake up is the peak of male loyalty
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George T. Diano
George T. Diano@georgediano·
Ayaaam telling you Omwami,, our chubby girl Wakavinye is still standing at the same spot, wearing a dust coat, seeing with her mouth wide open like a sundried fuluu, after witnessing her ex-hubby launching a new yellow yellow damsel like nothing ever happened between them! After our boy Njugush was shown dust mixed with pepe, he decided to focus on himself. He didn't waste time, alioga, akapiga lukuu na kurudi Soko at lightning speed. Normally For us Men, it takes six months to move on. But for this other gender, they heal at the crime scene, start dating the investigator, and marry the chief detective before the guy even finds his barakoa to Fight DUST particles. It's alleged that Wakavinye was already receiving high voltage electricity from his Nail technician while still in that thing called Mareej with Njugush. Utapata ata ni Njugush alikua anamdrop na kulipa za services,, yani our boy was funding his kugongewa. Aki women are Umena!😒 But because Mungu si Onyango, our boy nikama ameonekaniwa. And after years of struggling with operating a heavy duty machine, our boy Njugush will finally have backshots after 10yrs,,, Ni shangwe vifijo na nderemo. Online in-laws are very very happy. Lakini Kuna ka makosa kidogo pale, the young Gensii has a tattoo & at the men's conference, the late Mzee Kibor warned us against dating women with tattoos. But it seems Jugush has chosen to perish at the hands of a 5-star General, no retreat no surrender. If our boy isn't careful, this one will serve him even more character development god one. But anyhau, we are extremely happy for our boy Njugush, this is a good upgrade. Buana Wolverhampton is playing in the champions league. Hapa Wakavinye ni kuona na mdomo tu as she goes through Njugush’s new findiioos with her sanpanku eyes. Men need advice from njugush on how important backups are to address emergencies. Our boy is enjoying warmth in this cold season. Sikuizi Siri ni ku-date Gensii, pale ndio Kuna Raha na amani. Ata Mimi after being kicked out of my matrimonial home by the daughter of Agrippina, I decided to go for a young, fresh yellow yellow Gensii. Nowadays it's just hearing good during horizontal engineering as I glow in my 30s. Huyu wa saa hii hata Movies tunawatch Kwa Video call. Healing will be in a nursing home, kama mbaya mbaya. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember our boy Njugush as he tries to circumnavigate through that thing called Mareej Again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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Mochama
Mochama@johnny_mochama·
@_josephine0_ Simple. The world doesn't give a shit about what men feel.
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Odinas@Uodinas·
Ronaldo isn't a normal human being. 😂😂
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.
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Lawrence Kitema
Lawrence Kitema@lawrencekitema·
A pastor tries to part the sea like Moses, but things don’t go as expected. 😂
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CODE 14 😜🔥
CODE 14 😜🔥@newto_code_14·
Nimetembea Nyanza for the first time na sijaona barabara kaa hii,,,kwani nyinyi hamkuwangi kwa government 😂💔
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The Boring Company
The Boring Company@boringcompany·
See how Prufrock continuously mines - pushing and building at the same time. The machines, from Las Vegas to Dubai, are remotely controlled from our Bastrop Operations Center. These advances help TBC deliver more miles each year in the battle against soul-destroying traffic.
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Billy
Billy@MwangiHub·
Kenyans 😂😂😂🇰🇪
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SuperMetro 🚌
SuperMetro 🚌@SuperMetro_Ke·
PUBLIC NOTICE! In view of the MATATU STRIKE slated for tomorrow we will not be in operation. We shall communicate when services will resume.Thank you.
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Mochama
Mochama@johnny_mochama·
@realninawysocka On my way to get knee fixed. I wouldn't wish this knee for me kids😆
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Nina Wysocka
Nina Wysocka@realninawysocka·
A 22 yr old model, Sherri Vandersloot, has had a nose job so her future children will inherit her new nose rather than the one she was born with 🤨 “I don’t want my kids to grow up being teased like I was for my ugly nose. I want to pass down a more natural-looking nose to them.” We’re actually cooked.
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T-Bg
T-Bg@_iamtbag·
Nduthi guy: weka ya fifty. shell attendant:
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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