John “Blue Shoes” McKormick

@JustinPierg2qe stuffy nose is worse i fear. like bubbles said, 7 game series

What is worse a sore throat or a stuffy nose?

@KyleTrask69 I have that same lunchbox W lunchbox

Brought my lunch today kind of feeling gay

@DwayneBiggums Happens

I think my post MDW coffee zyn shit this morning caused a small earthquake in the city of Lexington. My apologies to the locals

Do I have another beer?

So when I drink at 1pm in college it’s “cool” and “beat the clock” but when I drink at 1pm at home it’s “go get a job” and “alcoholic”

Do yall make your pbjs with the bread toasted or untoasted #wondering

@Stewiejohnsonn They’re def not my first choice for footwear

Who wears these? #shrink

My top 5 Bars 1. Weenie Hut Jr. 2. Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s 3. Salty Spitoon 4. Mos Eisley Cantina 5. Kilroys

Top 5 bars: 1. My couch

@thebeltedhombre #expand

@lesgoldschnitz Yeah I don’t even golf and I don’t like this personally

I get it’s just the range but the wife beater ain’t it. Have some class #shrink

$1 beers is dangerous #wtf

@BlokeGriffin Very happy to hear this

Was on a walk and out the corner of my eye I saw my ex with her car getting towed away #unfortunate

@tapean04 Big win for burners with 40 followers #scenes

Does anyone else think burners w 40 followers lowk have more aura than accounts w 100? #wondering

@JustinPierg2qe You know ball

@johnnytuffknuck Dustin Porier

Todays Vibes #FridayEve

@DwayneBiggums W reaction image

I think my prospective woman wants to hangout soon.

@BlokeGriffin Golf after gym, it’s like a reward

Officially declaring it as the weekend starting right now. The question is do I golf before the gym or hit the gym before I golf?

@JustinPierg2qe Teach me your ways #how

I got a free work beer ! #expand

@Meatsauce26_ Wear black and navy pants, that’s what I’ve resorted to. Unfortunate reality for us swassers.