Hubert “Hube” Elbertson, MBA

*Card declines* Yo is my dad fucking broke

@HammondCheddar My reef flops have a bottle opener on the bottom so you can go fuck urself

Top 5 male footwear you should be ashamed to wear in public: 5. Any flops other than rainbow/olukai 4. Nike Blazers 3. Any form of Converse 2. Crocs (Grow tf up) 1. HeyDudes

OFF THE RIM AND IN #toiletdox

@SampsonBomberg Yes and we will continue to forget as long as my bets keep hitting

do we j forget o’neil cruz drunkenly killed 3 pple on a motorcycle

@SampsonBomberg @KaticMichael Can confirm

met @KaticMichael once and it was an amazing experience. guys fucking massive @fatblackdemon

@bball_Benn @MySportsUpdate The Super Bowl mvp r3t@rd

The #Eagles at No. 20 are selecting USC WR Makai Lemon. Yep, AJ Brown is more than likely gone.

@TheFunk08 Are you retarded or just gay

Some niggas think house music is good #shrink

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

@BlackDoug919 RedHawks on the timeline we’re so back

Couldn’t name a kid on my teams college baseball team but these beers are $3. I’ll also be yelling “Cmon Blue” 20 times today #expand #network

@AdamSchefter @fashion_nfl Bullshit

The Eagles remain open to trading AJ Brown, the Patriots remain highly interested in acquiring the star receiver, and conversations are expected to resume shortly on or before June 1, likely culminating in a deal, per league sources. As one source said about the Patriots' pursuit of Brown, they'll “definitely be engaging then.” A trade to New England is now considered likely.

@AdamSchefter Holy fuck

Draft week blockbuster: The Giants are trading three-time Pro Bowl defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence to the Bengals in a deal that will include the 10th overall pick going to New York, per ESPN sources. The Giants now head into Thursday night with the 5th and 10th overall picks.

@elliotmellinger @yordanball Go birds dickhead

Fuck the flyers, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck rocky, fuck wawa, fuck chase utley, fuck the eagles, fuck ben franklin, fuck tina fey, fuck will smith, fuck noam chomsky, fuck gritty, fuck kelly green, fuck claude giroux, fuck the liberty bell, fuck jason kelce, fuck delco

Brother it’s 10pm

@JuleoneC Why my Highschool blowing up on X (the everything app)

Scored a 20 on my ACT!! #Studentathlete .📚

@PeteThamel They’re calling this the best tweet of all time??

Source: Oregon guard Jackson Shelstad and Kansas big man Flory Bidunga have both committed to Louisville. A major package deal for the Cardinals, as the Louisville administration was aggressive in laying out a vision for building championship roster.

What the fuck are we actually doing

Bryson Dechambeau when I place US currency on him

@ShamsCharania No fucking way

76ers star Joel Embiid has been diagnosed with appendicitis and will undergo surgery this afternoon in Houston.

@SamanthaTaghoy This bitch listing off redeemable gift card numbers

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).