John Pinhas

Right person, wrong time. Right time, wrong person. New person, old lines, Old person, new lies. #lifechronicles 😕

@_MtuTano Wueh.,huyu mzee anataka kuweka mwenzake mti... Ogopaa

Watu wa kuseparate vita sijui wao hukuwa aje😑😑wacheni watu wapeane heshima kama hawa😂😂the mzee looks 60+ tho

@ImtiazMadmood @screenshoter

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This moment with Peter Drury on mic = Perfect!

Trossard sent Estevão out of the frame and what he did to Chalobah?? Filthy 💀😂

@Weeleey6 @screenshoter

Haka unatype 90×9 kanakwambia aki nimesahau.

@ItsLeecapalot @screenshoter

Ugali na waru? really Njeri 😂😂

@arsenalbabe_ @screenshoter

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

@bozgabi @screenshoter

The fact that Jesus was Born on 25th December and crucified in April doesn't sit well with me. Kwani aligrow haraka aje?

@johnnjenga @screenshoter

Me, christmas eve 1999 busy with my cousin Mumbi while other men were buying land in Ruai, Limuru and Kahawa West dancing to Chaka Demus and Pliers' 'Murder She wrote'. ⚖️

@HUMUORn @screenshoter

When you finally reach Japan but you dont see any subtitles

@bozgabi @screenshoter

Are dogs carnivorous ama omnivorous? Huku ushago tunakula nazo mandazi buana😂

@laikasnewlife @screenshoter

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his p*nis in one hand & his testicles in the other... she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Mạn pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully, "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?"

@kim_2k04 @screenshoter dark

So painful💔 After 20yrs of marriage this man finds out That his mother-in-law is the mother of his wife WOMEN!! 😭

Effortless 😮‍💨

You gotta love every second of this.

😂😂

Arsenal open their season with a win at Old Trafford 🛒🔴

Only men can understand this 😭😂

@_Hybreed_ @_screenshoter

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark'