João

“Congratulations, you passed!” “Congratulations, you’re hired!” “Congratulations, you’re approved!” “Congratulations, you’re accepted!” “Congratulations, you’re promoted!” All in 2026 🙏

Thanks @WestJet for a great start of my holidays.. :( and nobody to help at the airport

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First day of Fall

This is Frank. He has to wait outside during pizza night. Can't imagine why. 12/10

cad to usd:(((((((

there’s nothing cute about this,respect people’s time

Trump: “The illegals are eating cats and dogs” Moderator: “No they’re not” LMFAOOOOOOOO

I’d rather listen to the sounds of my own screams as I’m disemboweled by a rusty trowel.

Canadians watching this debate.

Sometimes all I think about is you…

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WATCH: Large meteor streaking across the sky in Portugal

@greatestptl Born to Die! 🥰🥰

in which era did you start being a lana del rey fan?

“Big Foot” by Nicki Minaj faceplants to #141 on US Spotify, down 72 spots with 399,118 streams. Megan Thee Stallion’s “HISS” reaches a new daily streaming high on US Spotify with 1,867,386 streams, remaining at #1 for a 4th consecutive day.

I HAVE TWO MOODS: 1. "constant panic and worrying about every little detail." 2. "IT IS WHAT IT IS."