John O'Flaherty

There are absolutely no friends in the eBay bidding game #muppetstatus @ryantrueman99

Hearing Ohtani wants out of LA. Wants to go to Chicago.

@GolfDigest Game Seven

Let us hear 'em. 🗣️

Steel in the water. Fire power in the sky. The 2021 Army-Navy Uniform! 🔗: gonavysports.com/flynavy #FlyNavy | #BeatArmy

@MarkLazerus Brutal take

Kirby Dach fights Blake Coleman, and he's just throwing wild, flailing haymakers, and the Blackhawks young stars really need to stop doing that.

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B2 | SJU 3, La Salle 0 BRIAN VANCE HOME RUN ALERT The senior catcher hits his first career home run on Senior Day and the Hawks extend the lead! #THWND

Brent Seabrook took out a full page add in today’s @Suntimes, thanking the city of Chicago and #Blackhawks fans “Chicago will forever be my home and I will always be a Blackhawk”

What’s up boys. If you guys could take a few minutes to take this survey for my class that would be much appreciated. It’s anonymous and I just need some more data for my final project. Gracias Are automatic flush toilets (not urinals) overrated?

Chicago 👊🏼

Biggest dad joke taking hold of my life right now is commenting "Congrats! Let's catch up" on someones LinkedIn when I have seen them very recently. God forbid their LinkedIn name is a longer version of what they go by normally, you give em the "Congrats Christian!"

@HappyToBeHere40 Dare I say more Schmitty Koala Tshirt’s

Write the narrative ______

After leading people down from the 78th floor of the south tower to firefighters on the 61st floor, Welles Crowther went back up to help more. A true hero. Take the time and watch the full feature at es.pn/3kajPlO (via @espn/@SportsCenter)

@p_murray15 Real Cubs fan you are. Have some faith

UPDATE: Battle number three disrupted by friendly fire. Roommate felt the need to play some Pop Smoke during his morning shower.

On day two of waking up 5 minutes before my alarm. Borderline torture from within. John vs. internal body clock round three soon