john prez
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john prez
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I don’t really tweet that much.

No mans sky has such an insane lore no one talks about. theres a species in the game so despicably evil that they drove entire groups to commit mass suicide, because dying was better to be enslaved by them and they also look like this

Just heard 95 at id.

Air mobile Burger King is mogged by the Chinese tactical stir fry brigade, which delivers succulent Chinese meals under combat conditions via drone.

This printer loads ink like it’s a freaking Evangelion





Next faction's set begins

F*ck pirates, as a man who designed video games from 1988 through 2012. 70-90% of Doom's players pirated it. If not for that we would literally have had so much more for our workspace and upcoming projects - Quake may not have gutted id Software. At least 50% of Age of Empires was pirated which helped lead to our MicroSoft buyout and eventual demise. And your excuses of "we have to try before we buy" are complete bullsh*t. Doom let you play a full 9 levels free. Age of Empires let you play a battle free to see how it worked. We bent over backwards to ensure you'd know what you were getting into. Damn pirates are the guys who killed game companies. like Atari, Amiga, Cinemaware, 3D Realms (Duke Nukem!) And if you're NOT a pirate, I salute you. You are a gentleman and if you ever see me at a convention, walk up and say, "Hey Sandy, I never pirated a game." and I'll buy you a drink.
























