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John Roberts

@johnrobertsuk

Katılım Kasım 2010
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Richard Osman
Richard Osman@richardosman·
The most magical, joyful day on Saturday with my beautiful wife @ingridoliver100. Surrounded by wonderful friends and family, a day full of love and laughter. We're so, so happy ❤️❤️❤️
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Martin Pilgrim
Martin Pilgrim@MartinPilgrim1·
My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.
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Have I Got News For You
Have I Got News For You@haveigotnews·
UK warned to prepare for 'ruthless cuts', which is a typo just waiting to happen.
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Robert Lindsay
Robert Lindsay@RobertLindsay·
A minister was quoted as saying there was no one swimming at that time!!!!!!forgetting that other than humans swim in the sea all the time
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Claire Behind The Hair
Claire Behind The Hair@urmumsausername·
If you have a small child who is constantly following you around & you feel as if you have no time to yourself.. One day they'll be 18 and out there, living their own life & you'll miss those days when all they wanted was to be with you And it happens in the blink of an eye..
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Vanishing Inc.
Vanishing Inc.@VanishingInc·
Let's play a little game... Tomorrow, we'll be announcing our Guest of Honour for The Session 2023. Can you guess who it is?
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James O'Brien
James O'Brien@mrjamesob·
If committed Lib Dem Liz Truss had decided in her twenties to infiltrate the Conservative Party in order to become leader & screw it up from the inside, how exactly would she have behaved differently over the last month?
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Getting a bit tired of “save on your energy bills this winter!” emails that basically say “turn everything off”
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Person 1: “Just popping out for lunch” Person 2: “I’ll join you!” That is not your decision to make, Person 2.
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John Roberts
John Roberts@johnrobertsuk·
@ArfurSmith GPS wouldn’t work, satellite transmissions would be patchy, The Americans tried this some years ago.
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Arthur Smith
Arthur Smith@ArfurSmith·
How would the world be different if pi equalled 3?
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Amanda
Amanda@Pandamoanimum·
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
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John Roberts
John Roberts@johnrobertsuk·
@urmumsausername I get a bit embarrassed that I find your boob pics so attractive, much prefer your other tweets that are erudite and witty.
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Claire Behind The Hair
Claire Behind The Hair@urmumsausername·
If you followed me for my boob pics, you'll be very disappointed when you find out that my other tweets contain no cleavage whatsoever. Tough titties mate.
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John Smith (son of Harry Leslie Smith)
If Prince Harry can take down the Daily Mail, he will be a Royal who did something real for the service of the people and democracy. #DailyMail
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Eduardo Reyes
Eduardo Reyes@edreyesjourno·
When Suella Braverman was attorney general I had an extraordinary exchange with her press office who insisted we rewrite an article about Braverman to make it more "positive". I had to explain a free press didn't work "like that". Anyway, enjoy your new home secretary everyone.
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Martin Lewis
Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis·
I'm seeing some misunderstanding the benefits debate as if it were workers v unemployed. Roughly 40% of those who receive Universal Credit get them as in-work benefits to top up low incomes. Many others too have disabilities or mental health problems making work difficult.
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alison bushell
alison bushell@AliBushell·
I found my neighbour sitting in his car today.the chap I’ve been cooking for since the start of the lockdown. He’s a bit lonely. The drive was in full sun. He said it’s warmer than being in a house he can’t afford to heat. This is Britain 2022. He’s worked all his life. He’s 80:
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