john rocker

Not gonna happen pledge

Shut it fatso

“get the egg salad guy on 16”

They’re calling today the most unproductive day in corporate American history

We’re so back

Boomers saw this and decided we needed to import the third world

Duke UConn in 5 min, weather is turning, sorry communist no kings attendees

@Daniel_Rapaport You’re a fucking pussy

Tiger arrested behind the wheel. Again.

This cbs halftime DEI crew is an abomination, burlesons not even a basketball guy

@WolverineCorner Undeclared is unreal

Aday Mara majoring in Spanish lmfao

Incredibly dialed on this Tuesday night

@DubzBob Diceys !!!!!

If Michigan loses this game, I’m too busy talking to all my ex girlfriends at this bar to care

@BrynnForbes11 He doesn’t even work either

I actually hate this guy so fucking much

Long overdue updated banned words list, idk about everyone else but it’ll be a tranquil 2026 for John

@OwenshrimpCox Indifferent

This is fucking March

@_raymondw @APinv Arnie hat

At the @APinv Merch tent. Which lid are we grabbing?

@HansMahncke He’s an absolute sell out cunt

The more I see this, the more surreal it gets. You could make a movie about an abjectly pathetic coward, and if you filmed this scene, people would call it over the top. The phrase total submission barely scratches the surface of how humiliating this is.

Performance review went swimmingly today

Sayin at osu game with schottenjew