John Smith

If you’re selling $BTC here because of an Elon tweet, I’m sorry, but you’re not gonna make it.

Very impressed by Rojanos in Padstow. Best italian I've had outside of Italy. Almost shocked to have been wowed by an Italian restaurant!

Oh for sure the Eden project people watched the crystal maze as kids.

Well done Wigan haha! Bye bye Mancini. Quite looking forward to next season. All change!

Latest repentant Vettel picture just in. lockerz.com/s/288124400

awesome - just heard @wearethehosts on 6music - go on boys you deserve it. top band.

@Microsoft you gits. I want to use Netflix and you extort a monthly fee to connect to their service on the Xbox I bought! Undefendable.

The referee has absolutely killed Manchester United!

So sad to lose Don Valley Stadium! Where it all started for me. Great memories.

sql stored procedures? #medieval

I think Tesco will probably be looking for a new I.T Manager tomorrow morning

Is it too late to get Danny Boyle back?

Flipping nice one Jess Ennis

Bloke from Fiji wins so far. Dude.

Why the hell are the pet shop boys on as backing music for parade of nations?! More comedy yeah?

@howardlaver (overheard in gym) 'apparently squoze isn't a real word - said I made it up'. You're not alone!

@danmsan @jonnyhaynes Gah! Blown the lot already!

i just won £2.70 on euromillions! ouch

RIP MCA. That's a shame. You were still young!