John Smith

@Wullie28239214 Wish Celtic would spend 43M…. We can afford to spend 150M but the cheap fucks won’t do it

Next time any Celtic deluded mad bastard tries to claim rangers are wasting money here’s the facts We have spent years trying to get back to where we are now last season didn’t quite go to plan but the effort from the board was there for the first time since 2012….

@AdamLynch27 @walterwalk Went to school with him, he’s a rangers fan

@walterwalk He’s a Hearts fan 😂

“Boyhood club”

@AdamLynch27 He grew up in Baillieston… nae cunt in Glasgow supports a team from Edinburgh 🤣

@NotDollie @survivetheark Still no dragon nerf 💀 they are killing 1x PvP

Today's major version update for ARK has loads of bug fixes and improvements. Notes survivetheark.com/index.php?/for… There's also info about the 5.7 upgrade & content for the rest of 2026 in the Crunch today. Axolotl questions getta lotta answers 😏

@survivetheark Might be the 1st FT I don’t buy

Community Crunch 503: Burrowbuck, The Tunnel Trickster 🐇✨ survivetheark.com/index.php?/art…

@NotFarLeftAtAll Imagine they get break tested 😭 or if they crash that car is going up like a fire work

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Some people are just so selfish .. 🙃

@BAMsPG Atlas ships simply do not work on ARK with 5k dmg tuso unless they dumb them down and cannot be broken by tames…

Ark seems to be paying Homage to Atlas w/ the upcoming addition, I just hope it lives up to being able to move around ships, big ships, customization of those ships and more, looking forward to it, I know Jat is happy.

@drzruler @BeefaroniJones Using the modded version it’s more ossidon level than giga

@BeefaroniJones it honestly looks so sick in this image very excited for another giga level theropod

Oh wow Great News!!

@aboutceltic If not a pen and yellow for diving…

There has been a lot said about the officiating this season but we got away with one here. This could be a season defining decision. It’s no wonder Hearts/Rangers supporters are furious, I’d be the same 😳

@kisame_neji @ARKAscendedNews Stronger than Rex/spino weaker than giga/carcha

@ARKAscendedNews How strong is it ? Giga/Carca level ? Or Spino/Rex ?

Acrocanthosaurus joins ‘ARK: SURVIVAL ASCENDED’ on March 31. The carnivore grows more dangerous the longer a fight lasts.

@ttboi10 @survivetheark Bruh that’s single player

@survivetheark Can we please get a map for only solo ?

Community Crunch 498: Introducing Acrocanthosaurus from ARK: Additions! 🦖 survivetheark.com/index.php?/art…

@ARKAscendedNews @TotalDarkMoon So July

@TotalDarkMoon june if the stars align

‘ARK: GENESIS 1’ is now confirmed for June 2026. The expansion introduces physical sailing ships across a vast ocean world. (Source: Snail Games USA)

@WhySoLivid @GamesnRoses @survivetheark This comment caused him to block me showing that he can’t handle Criticism 🤣

@WhySoLivid @GamesnRoses @survivetheark Bro can’t handle criticism, he’s took the most L in ark Asa the biggest being valg “will be better than ASE” it was in fact worse a lot worse, Scorpion not being tamable another L, new big secret being a skin L and his update wiping players bases L

Guys , it's so sad to read the comments under @survivetheark posts. "Rebuilt from ground up" was once said lol #ARKSurvivalAscend

@WS_WolfStar @Nekatus @survivetheark @Raasclark Keep licking that ass the player count backs the truth

@johnsmithh101 @Nekatus @survivetheark @Raasclark Horrible opinion. You may leave now

"Imagine Ark without @Nekatus", no lol. There is no @survivetheark without Nekatus, sorry WC devs (love you too). Svartalfheim, Fjordur, Astraeos and Valguero. We have those because of Nek and thats the Ark i love. To echo @Raasclark, if you don't like it go play something else

@Jim45dublin @survivetheark Read the crunch you melt

@survivetheark Where Tf is 2x for the weekend ?? People with actual jobs and lives can’t take advantage of your bullshit event on weekdays …. What a terrible company this is

Community Crunch 496: Release the Kraken 🐙 survivetheark.com/index.php?/art…

@Holyfunsacks @survivetheark @IGN This kid is obsessed with me

@johnsmithh101 @survivetheark @IGN Probably finding your dad.

ARK expands with the first reveal of the Astraeos Mega Update! Check out the trailer in case you missed it during @IGN Fan Fest 2026! 👀 youtu.be/bAaHywoNqW4

@Holyfunsacks @survivetheark Holy fucking retard

@johnsmithh101 @survivetheark Here this dinosaur will play you a tune for your salty attitude 😈

@Holyfunsacks @survivetheark Didn’t ask you

@johnsmithh101 @survivetheark No, you get normal times till tomorrow, buddy