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@Martina Idiocracy is coming true. Every part of it.

WTAF…

Putin's thanks for allowing him to have his crappy little military parade last week.

@NSTRIKE1231 Russia is on the brink of losing Crimea. Zelenskyy could use it to bargain with.

❗️🇷🇺🇺🇦 BREAKING | It seems the Russians are so desperate due to systematic failures on the front lines that they now want to liquidate Ukraine’s top political and military leadership — figures such as Volodymyr Zelensky, Kyrylo Budanov, and Oleksandr Syrskyi. The Russian Foreign Ministry has officially called on foreigners to leave Kyiv as soon as possible, and advised residents of the city to stay away from military and administrative infrastructure facilities. 🎯 “The strike on Starobilsk has exhausted our patience. The Russian Armed Forces are beginning systematic strikes on enterprises of Ukraine’s defense industry (military-industrial complex) in Kyiv.” 📌 “The Russian Armed Forces will strike both political decision-making centers (meaning the President’s Office, the Verkhovna Rada, and other buildings) and Ukraine’s command points,” — Russian Foreign Ministry. 🔷 It is worth noting that more than 80% of the facilities belonging to Ukraine’s military-industrial complex are already located underground or outside Ukraine’s territory — in NATO countries Video is generated by grok AI

Today, we remember Charlie Kirk, who died of a fentanyl overdose a year ago. That moment changed our country forever.

@NoRienT_ @ItsTheEnforcer It's Russia. They send soldiers and manufacture war stuff for Putin.

@ItsTheEnforcer Wtf Kaliningrad got to do with Ukraine war tho

For the first time in the war, Ukrainian drones are targeting Kaliningrad Russia. WOW.

@NPRinskeep Notice anything weird about the flag? They're morons.

Over the weekend, the UFC announced this rendering of what MMA cage matches on the White House lawn should look like on June 14. 1/2

@GuruB_Tucson @LePapillonBlu2 We'll fucking demolish it the day after he leaves.

@LePapillonBlu2 Quick Answer: It won't be fully built before Trump leaves office, but TDS will continue.

Quick question: how’s the ballroom gonna keep Donald Trump safe from further attacks? Is he gonna live in it permanently?

@LePapillonBlu2 All he needs is the "bunker" part.

@WhiteHouse @VP So... NOT Mr. Bone-spurs then. Got it. 👍

"All of us owe a debt. That we owe a debt to the people that went overseas and gave their lives, that the United States might be prosperous, and peaceful, and free." - @VP JD Vance

@WhiteHouse A heartfelt message from the draft-dodger-in-chief.

"For the fate of freedom on this earth, we salute you like nobody has ever been saluted before." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.

@BrandonFalco121 @WarMonitor3 Remember: Russia said it would take "three days".

@WarMonitor3 Remember, Ukraine is winning 🤣

Russian military sources have claimed they are going to destroy Kyiv Ukraine.

@Ossanaquest @WarMonitor3 🪱: "Ukrainians really need to get rid of Zelensky. That man would rather see Ukraine leveled to the ground than give up this fight"

@WarMonitor3 Ukrainians really need to get rid of Zelensky. That man would rather see Ukraine leveled to the ground than give up this fight

@ImBreckWorsham Because he knows...

I had a long conversation last night with a friend of mine still inside team Trump. The fatigue is growing. He said Trump spends HOURS a day ranting about Thomas Massie to the point that many inside the circle are beginning to question his mental health. One particular aspect of his obsession toward Massie seems to be his sex life, with Trump calling Massie "morally corrupt." This is the same man who cheated on all 3 of his wives. Glass houses.

@WhiteHouse edition.cnn.com/2024/08/29/pol…

Memorial Day is a solemn reminder that freedom is never free. Today, we honor the brave American heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation. We remember our fallen warriors, pray for their loved ones and Gold Star Families, and give thanks for those who gave everything. God Bless America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@WhiteHouse Remember when Trump barged past the guards at Arlington and trampled all over the graves for a cheap thumbs-up photo? Ref: edition.cnn.com/2024/08/29/pol…

@WhiteHouse ...unless you're black. Or female. In that case we don't give a damn. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@Imported_Fun @Belorris Weird how it doesn't make the news headlines, huh? justice.gov/opa/pr/feeding…

@Belorris No. We should keep the money in a big pile so the Somalis can steal it.

Should taxpayer money be used to provide soldiers with fancy foods like steak, lobster, and crab?

@Imported_Fun @Belorris x.com/Gianl1974/stat…

Trump is in the hospital again. Let us pray 🙏