John Umney

@JamesCollier99 @Seenedavid @SundayChants I wouldn’t dream of doing such a thing!!!

@Seenedavid @SundayChants @johnumney Got clattered... Should've been a free-kick. 😂 #theumneyelbow

Tag a goalkeeper this reminds you of.

@foxyleggett @MarstonSaints Same here mate - see you next season!!

Not a bad first season in Vets football😎 @MarstonSaints #LeagueChampions🏆

@foxyleggett It’s going to draaaaaag!!

This is going to be a good month! 28 days to go..#Foooore

@tomdanielwatson @SBNation 😂 (again!!!!)

@SBNation Liverpool win the premier league again

What's the scariest sports story you can tell in 6 words?

@foxyleggett Nice - I’m at Witney Royals - Vets football is the future!

@johnumney Marston saints mate 👍🏻

Still confused that I got sin binned last night in a Vets game for trying to calm the ref down..🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@_darwin_182 Falcao mark 2?

PS. Please save us

You are aware the team is utter dross and the shirt is an eye sore?

Waking up like ..#LFC #🏆

@JRPPercy @TheKopHQ @B1nhead liverpoolfc.com/news/first-tea…

Should be good news that this season will be completed

@TheKopHQ @B1nhead Hendo’s comments about preparing to play lots of games in a short period made me think that they know it will be concluded

@B1nhead Money could be our saviour here

@JamesCollier99 Quality side mate - I was always more concerned about playing your lot than playing United

Amazing to see my team go toe to toe twice this season with the champions elect. Liverpool are a class side and a level above, they know how to get the job done, that extra bit of quality and ruthlessness. Proud of Wolves, great to watch this team continue to develop. #wwfc

@JamesCollier99 Although the decisions went our way today, I completely agree!

I reiterate... VAR can fuck off.

@TheLathums incredible tonight!!!!

@_darwin_182 @MagnificentDuke @_darwin_182 like you know what a double pivot is....

@MagnificentDuke Most reports saying 4-3-3 but based on pre season it will be 4-2-3-1 with double pivot of McTominay and Pogba with Andreas on the right and Lingard #10

@Sports_ESFC Congratulations!!!

Champions champions champions

@Seenedavid @999rockefeller @talkSPORT Seeney - £50 says I beat you over a half pitch race

@999rockefeller @talkSPORT @johnumney Slim umney can move now... Well before Vegas anyway. He will gain 2 stone this week

Who is the slowest player you've ever seen? 🤔

@LFC_Vines @_darwin_182

Just six words and he’s made four mistakes. I’m impressed.

@wdfafootball @theextratimemag Not the only dodgy penalty you gave in that game.....

@theextratimemag I reffed that game, it was just about to strike Paul Kay on the right hand!!!!!

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