John Venables

Awful service by @SUBWAY and @JustEatUK ordered 2 subs both missing cheese and the bread was swapped over. Just eat tell me tough luck and subway don't 3v3n answer.

@virginmedia Of course, but your scam is to say something missing, not that nothing arrived. But yodel don't record the weight so still no resolution. It's the TV box which I haedly used, so no use to me at all. Only had the TV service as made it cheaper than just broadband.

@johnven67 Thanks for reaching out to us John and we're sorry to hear of the poor experience in relation to the charges advised with equipment being advised it's not been received. Have you been able to retain any proof of postage for the returns at all? Thanks

I entered the Friday Forty for £40 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

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Buckingham Palace has announced the release of a new emoji for the coronation. Called Serf, it celebrates the timeless loyalty of the people of the United Kingdom's to inherited wealth, power & status.

I have posted this before but .. 26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of O school shootings in the UK.

HOW?! 😂

Hey guys! Shall we get mad at the holocaust survivor who said the same thing as Gary Lineker ?

@ContactKingston hi, can cars take a trailer to the dump? Saves getting the car dirty.

@ContactKingston hi can I take a trailer to the dump to save getting my car dirty inside?

A statement on my future as the MP for Islington North.

@secrettory12 2 left feet, but right footed.

Liz Truss was wearing odd shoes today. This is the hallmark of the intellectual visionary, dressing absentmindedly because their mind is on higher things. It's not the stupidest thing anyone's ever done either, albeit both shoes were for the left foot.

@MinsterCourt I'm a supermarket delivery driver. It happens a lot. We sell packets and loose. So easy to get confused. Be thankful you didn't get 10 packs of carrots or bananas, that happens way more than it should.

A new low. My online supermarket delivery has just arrived. I have managed to order 1 brussel sprout.

@leeharris Lee Harris springs to mind.

Pillock of the year 2022 shortlist. Harry & Meghan Gary Neville Gary Lineker Ngozi Fulani Nicola Sturgeon Shola Mos-Shogbamimu Keir Starmer Matt Hancock Sadiq Khan Femi Suggestions welcome. I'm probably going with Gary Neville.

This brilliant human speaks for most people in this country #stevebarclay #NHSStrikes

#tesco #Shetland @Tesco wouldn't it be good if you could support the community of Shetland hit by blizzards and power outages by sending some essential provisions to the community halls in the West North and outer islands from your most remote and world's most northerly Dotcom?

So @KwasiKwarteng has got a severance payment of £17,000 for wrecking the economy and being sacked. That’s more than I earned in a year as a care worker. Please retweet if you think that he should give that money to a charity.

Dear @trussliz Everyone who retweets this, wants you to resign immediately. Yours sincerely Sane people.

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

Denmark’s kit sponsor, Hummel, have sent out a powerful message ahead of the Qatar World Cup.