John Wallis

This mullet fashion is the male version of massive eyelashes. It never looks good. Ever. #bbcbreakfast

The vast majority of parents pumping out kids these days can’t even look after themselves so none of this ‘advice’ is gonna happen. It’s just a cop out. #bbcbreakfast

It’s like a catalogue of cunts. Real men don’t treat women like shit. Know your worth ladies. #louistheroux #netflix #manosphere

Is there a member of parliament who is actually likeable, actually answers questions and actually not full of shit? I’ll wait.. #BBCbreakfast

Operation “EPIC FURY” What fucking child came up with that name? 🤔 #Iran #DonaldTrump #Potus #Trump

I’m a DJ but I don’t know who Fat Boy Slim is.. muppet. #TheFloor

Hard times when you look older than your decrepit mother. #thebritsawards #BRITs #BRITAwards

Addressing the elephant in the room.

When you haven’t seen someone for 15 plus years, aging can be a proper bitch. Although the lad was never a looker to start with tbf. #bbcbreakfast

The differing levels of Winter Olympics sports is staggering. Lindsey Vonn getting air lifted off a mountain for destroying herself in a crash going downhill at 70 mph and the Swiss men’s curler wearing KT-tape on his sore arm 🤯 #WinterOlympics #LindseyVonn #Olympics

A new low for Trump. Racist or not, just grow the fuck up you thick orange cunt. #trumpisaracist #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Trump #Obama #DonaldTrump #Potus #CNN #BBCNews

What did you do on the apprentice today love? I made a total cunt of myself!!.. 😩 #TheApprentice

@NFLUKIRE @Channel5Sport Quack and O’Dreary. Jesus no thanks, I’ll watch on Sky.

Meet your broadcast team Super Bowl Sunday on @Channel5Sport! 👇

Tell me you were bullied at school without telling me you were bullied at school.. #bbcbreakfast

Had G in August in about 40 seconds. #secretgenius

@the_christnats @EndWokeness

He had it coming. ”An evil man seeketh only rebellion; therefore a cruel messenger shall be sent against him” -Proverbs 17;11

Alex Pretti narrative vs. reality:

@reformparty_uk @SuellaBraverman Scooping up all the best chess pieces.. Dorries, Jenrick and this cunt to name a few.. 😂✊💦

Welcome to Reform UK, @SuellaBraverman! 🇬🇧

@cryptojezuz @WhiteHouse Well three of those things don’t exist in Greenland and one doesn’t exist at all so you’ve made a strong start.. 👍

@WhiteHouse Jesus approves.

Embrace the penguin.

Fiona talks some shit. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.. outplayed end of. #UKTraitors #traitors

@FoxNews 30 minutes in and Davos is now drowning in avalanches of bullshit.

NEW: President Trump praises relations with Venezuela: "Venezuela is going to do fantastically well. We appreciate all of the cooperation we've been giving. We've been given great cooperation. Once the attack ended... they said, let's make a deal. More people should do that."