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@lee_ryder and im standing by eddie howe never wanted wissa and woltemade there not his sort of players i think the out going of a few at the club proves he never bought them they were forced onto him and he cant make it work with them

TV pundits will have their say on #NUFC and what should happen next. But they don't watch Newcastle every week, they are chiming in as per a TV broadcast schedule. Sit on a train on the way back from an away match and you will get a real reflection on what fans think. It's not even so much complaints, it's concern at throwing away leads, baffling substitutions/selection and the lack of a Plan B. The same mistakes keep unfolding and 14 Premier League losses and 14th place after a £220m + spend is louder than the opinion of anybody. Fans will always be grateful to Eddie Howe and the respect is still there. But what is the plan moving forward? Newcastle still have some very talented players but that was a strange display at Selhurst Park. At the minute it just looks like we're muddling through.

25/26 Premier League run-in

“My face to your foot style. How’d you like it?”

When you finally get awarded PiP 👍

@WhiteHouse if you were told you can have greenland but you cant mine its resources you would drop it in a heart beat its the only reason you want it

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

@bayrakmedya smoke is blowing the wrong way to the trees or vice verser

Japonya'da bir ilkokul öğretmeninin; sadece 1 dakikanız var diyerek mantık sınavında sorduğu 100 puanlık soru: "Resimdeki mantık hatasını bulunuz."

OMG this video made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this guy… an Aussie telling it like it is😂💀😂

😂 #NUFC

@SaltyGoat17 you can also lose the use of all your european based airports to launch strikes from like you are using the uk's lakenheath and have all your assests removed too

Europe screwed up with Iran. They thought they’d flex a little and it backfired. I’m betting we are no longer a member of NATO by the end of Trump’s term. And I am 100% COOL WITH THAT!!

“BUCKET LOADS OF C*NT” 😳 Shocking Slip During Live Weather Forecast 😱 Picture the scene: BBC weatherman Alex Deakin is live on air, giving the forecast with a straight face. "By and large though, it’s simply a lovely winter’s day tomorrow… bucket loads of c*nt… er, sunshine… across central and eastern areas." 😂 You can almost see the exact moment his brain short-circuited. One second he’s describing pleasant weather, the next he’s accidentally promising the entire country bucket loads of something very different. 😭 The stutter, the correction, but carries on like a pro 🫡 What exactly was on this poor man’s mind mid-forecast? 🤔🤣

@NUFC free hydration drinks outside game boys and girls

“We don’t want to be a name on the wall - we want to impact the fans, the team, the club positively.” Hear from our CEO David Hopkinson and John Schaefer, Chief Executive Officer for KNOX Hydration on a ‘game-changing’ partnership 👇 newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcas…

We have signed a transformative multi-year partnership with KNOX Hydration, the world’s fastest-growing hydration brand. Effective from 1 July 2026, our Training Centre at Darsley Park will be officially renamed The KNOX. In an historic first for the club, the partnership also includes the sleeve sponsorship on training wear for the Men’s, Women’s, and Academy teams. Find out more: newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcas…

I absolutely love Geordies 😂😂😂😂😂

@WhiteHouse RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire the base where us bombers are launching to strike iran go somewhere else if we never helped you

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

🤣Dying! Someone replaced The Spice Girls’ vocals and removed the music.🤣😂🤣 H/T: sergiolotauro

Arguing with a parrot will result in you losing.

20 mins into the england game and lee dixon has mentioned the plane 300 fucking times

@OptaJoe @OptaJoe corupt bunch of bastards now you removed a foul by a player how much you cunts being paid off bookies

@OptaJoe the E. Džeko shot must of been a pass back tho welsh keeper was it and not a shot on target

@EricLDaugh stop launching your fucking bombers from english soil then

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just dropped a truth nuke on American "allies" and the UK "WE come to their rescue, but they will NEVER come to ours. And I want you to remember that we said this, they didn't come to our rescue! Now they all want to help when they're annihilated!" "The other side is annihilated. They said, 'we'd love to send ships.' They actually made a statement, a couple of them, that we want to get involved when the war's over..." "...No, it's supposed to get involved with the war's BEGINNING or even before it begins!" "We had the UK say that 'we'll send,' this is three weeks ago, 'we'll send our aircraft carriers,' which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way, they're toys compared to what we have, but 'we'll send our aircraft carrier when the war's over.'" 😭 "I said, oh, that's wonderful. Thank you very much. Don't bother. We don't need it. And we don't need it. We don't need them!"