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Where The Wild Things Are Katılım Mart 2009
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Nuel@LfcNuel·
🚨 Diego Simeone on Lamine Yamal after Atlético Madrid eliminated Barcelona on aggregate despite Yamal’s early goal: ​“He is a good kid with a lot of talent. He asked for a one-on-one yesterday, he scored in the third minute, and the media wants to crown him the king of Europe. But in football, the only thing that matters is who is in the draw tomorrow morning. The press wants me to be terrified of a teenager because he does stepovers and gives confident interviews. Please. For a decade, I had to stand on the touchline and watch Cristiano Ronaldo score hat-tricks to actually knock my team out of this competition. That is real terror. Lamine played a beautiful game tonight, but the reality is we are going to the semi-finals, and he is going home to watch us on television. There is a big difference between playing a pretty game and being a nightmare.”
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k r i s t i a n@esteifri·
Un tipo grabó miles de conciertos, los digitalizó y los subió a archive.org para que cualquiera pueda escucharlos. Para esto se inventó internet, para compartir y no para hacer videos abriendo paquetes de Temu, pelotudxs de mierda. archive.org/details/aadamj…
Block Club Chicago@BlockClubCHI

From early Nirvana to Phish, a Chicago fan’s secret recordings of 10,000 shows are now online. blockclubchi.co/4t6zW7R

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I‘m always posting about Eurosummer, but people shouldn’t sleep on New England summer:
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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
“Jose Alvarado” is Spanish for “airball”
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Eric Hubbs@BarstoolHubbs·
Tried to buy a Ben Rice shirsey the other day as a gift. Realized it's incredibly difficult to find those now thanks to Michael Rubin. Kinda miss the days where you could just walk into a Modell's and they would have everything you need on the big wall for your teams.
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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
The New England Patriots (America’s team) are back!
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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
Classic Sean Payton throwing the ball down the field and waiting for the flag. Biggest fraud in the NFL
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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
Did we ever solve how british people can sing without an accent?
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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
This only works for guys with girl names 😩
Aubrey Huff@aubrey_huff

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.” Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.” Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

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Jon Silva@jon_silva·
@espn @Disney @YouTubeTV this past week has taught me that I don’t need espn or abc in my life. I’ll just stick to local sports. Keep spending billions on live sports that no one can see though
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