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Makes a scurrying noise as I scurry towards you

The simpsons #yellowdinner

$1000 to fix my car and I have a bunion… fucked up evil red eggs

Triple a should send someone to torture you for 3 hours while you’re waiting for them to pick up your car

My body is attacking my body and my body is winning

as a man is it bad to kill yourself over a girl or is that expected

Berries and plain greek yogurt …. 😊 How decadent 😍 It was good too. Put the berries in the yogurt 😊 Omg I’ve never done that, imma try it! Whaaat? It’s really good… it makes the yogurt all sweet and it’s just good

The send the pain below couple mean so much more to me than they could ever know

I’m sick as a dog and now I’m hungry af for kibble 🤔

The doctor said I have ‘hard-to-define nature’

"Cheburashka" Soviet children's perfume, 1985.

I have dreams where historical figures yell at me

Infinite patience and forgiveness glitch

If you don't think tacos are random you're a fucking idiot.

When a gorgeous woman texts me I have to close my eyes and breathe deeply for 10-15 minutes

Even god knows im suffering

Computers work because there is a spirit in the keyboard that reads the letters you type and puts them on the screen

Just posted some fail ass Instagram stories 🤦‍♂️

@RinoTheBouncer Sonic Racing Crossworlds. ⚡️💙⚡️

I’ve never gone on a cousin walk but I did play metal gear solid on thanksgiving when I was 14 so that was dope