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Jonathan Ankney

@jonathanankney

Husband & father of two. Actuary & consultant. 5X Marathoner. Chicago sports & #Illini sympathizer. Music lover. @LakeEffect_LLC investor.

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Jonathan Ankney
Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
I’m the type of guy that’s going two consecutive nights. Does that earn me an additional Pooh level up?
PAVEMENT@pavement_band

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Chicago Bulls@chicagobulls·
The final 12.6 seconds of Bulls-Lakers 🤯
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
@davemeltzerWON happy shared birthday! I’m 50 today, which I believe makes you 65? Hope you have an outstanding day, Dave! Thanks for all that you do.
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
@harvilla @THEBETHS As long as no 🦀 🦀 🦀 were adhesed to the fish without anybody’s knowledge, everything’ll be hunky-dory
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rob harvilla@harvilla·
does anyone know why ⁦@THEBETHS⁩ perform in front of a giant inflatable fish / how much such a thing costs
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
Proteins consumed today, in order: smoked salmon, spicy tuna, edamame, 🐙, prosciutto, 🐇 #surfandturf
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
Wordle 643 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
@ProperJam Only thing you can do is buddy tape that little piggy to one of its neighbors
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Proper@ProperJam·
I was out exploring in the Rainer foothills this afternoon and I misjudged a step and ended up basically kicking a rock... I’m guessing the nail isn’t the only thing broken on this little piggy
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Drainmaker@TheDrainmaker·
Rick Ross said... YOU A BIG MOTHAFUCKA. Make this man a permanent AEW character right now.
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Metra UP-NW@metraUPNW·
Metra Alert UP-NW - Train #643, scheduled to arrive Palatine at 6:30 PM - stopped near Clybourn, a mechanical failure
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Jonathan Ankney@jonathanankney·
@FranziaMom My stepfather looks just like David Bowie But he hates David Bowie I think Bowie's cool I think Lodger rules I think my step dad's a fool
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Alex@omfgroflcopter·
I don’t know why Susan Collins would admit to getting straight up finessed by macro lager’s number one fan.
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Golden State Warriors@warriors·
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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