Jonny Carter

@Uzzell01 Think they are looking to use him as a training GK at the Euros.

Bonkers selection

I Went to visit my mate in Bromsgrove, ran the fantastic Arrow Valley Parkrun followed by a trip to @SportingFC v @WorcesterCityFc #parkrun #lovenonleague

I was going to get Jo to bring my PGCE certificate up to the ground and seen if that would have been sufficient 😂 Game was abandoned in the end, after 81 mins!

At @themikesfc v @LongEatonUnited in the Northern Premier Midlands Division. Ref has gone off injured and tannoy announcement has just asked ‘If anyone is qualified to run the line, please make yourself known’ 🤣 Only in Non-league! #nonleague #lovenonleague

@tonyjonescomm Thanks, I managed to reconnect 👍

@jonathanmc84 FYI

@Garmin Since your ‘update’ for the past 24 hours my watch won’t connect to the app at all! I’ve tried deleting and reinstalling the app and reconnecting, but this also doesn’t work?

Win an away shirt signed by @yuhirakawa1314! ✍️ Just RT and follow our page to be in with a chance 🧡 #hcafc

Transfer embargo, loads of injuries and we are 4th in the league. Jakirovic has to be a candidate for manager of the season across all divisions! Unbelievable Jeff! #hcafc

The last stand! Should be on Bondi this afternoon, before the flight home tonight, back to the freezer 🥶 #Ashes

It’s hot, it might be too hot! at the @scg representing #hcafc a fair few of our fans are here, at least 5 people have come up to shake my hand as a fellow City fan! We are massive! #ashes25

Maybe I should offer him a beer?! 🍻 #ashes25

@henrymoeranBBC @MattFrampton stupid, stupid!

Or alternatively...

The only possible audio accompaniment to a wicket that tops the pantheon of daftness... #WhyDidHeDoThat?

Representing @bevtownfc at the Sydney Cricket ground this morning for the 5th Ashes test 😃 #Ashes

England inspired by @jonathanmc84 #Ashes2025

Flights - Alot Accommodation - A lot Tourist Trips - A reasonable amount Enjoying the Ambiance - A reasonable amount Turning up at the MCG for the Boxing Day Test for the 2nd time in succession with the Ashes already over…………Absolutely f**king priceless!!! #Ashes #throwback

Great day @bevtownfc today. I don’t get to see us often living in Birmingham, but always a great day out and a 3-2 win! #upthebeaver

@Chait_Wit @MattFrampton I thought about this yesterday in that they don’t seem to take account of county cricket, yet we had somebody bowling at around 80mph with the keeper up

Who would have thought the ‘old ways’ of playing test cricket still work rather than a plethora of expansive drives on the up outside off stump?! Say no to Bazball! #Ashes

@KeenwahEast About 10 miles from Hull.

@jonathanmc84 Did you grow up living in Hull?

This Aussie 2nd innings performance is showing how pathetic England’s 2nd innings batting performance was! Totally thrown it away in both innings and look like they are going to get what they deserve! More brains in a pork pie! #Theashes #ashes