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ALEX HONNOLD AFTER COMPLETING HIS FREE SOLO OF TAIPEI 101: "Sick." The 101 story climb took 1 hour and 35 minutes #SkyscraperLIVE

@lbellion @NewTheatreOx @TheOxfordMail There was a serious medical emergency in the circle. It seemed to last long after crowd evacuated. There’s no credible information about outcome online. Just hope the person was ok.

Does anyone know what happened at the New Oxford Theatre last night? Abrupt ending of Inspector Morse in Oxford. Hope everyone is ok! @NewTheatreOx @TheOxfordMail #oxford #newtheatreoxford

One last toast before the clock strikes midnight. Here’s to 2026. 🥂

LIVE CNN BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! Shots Fired at Nakatomi Plaza, untold number of hostages. #NakatomiPlaza #YippeeKiYay #SwissCheese

It's official! Santa has taken off from the North Pole! Follow his journey on noradsanta.org/en/ 📷 #NORADTracksSanta #NTS25

36 years ago today Sgt Powell answered a 'prank call' and ended up saving countless lives at the Nakatomi Plaza. Today we remember him and his bravery…

@PickardJE A proper hoe down.

farming protesters outside Downing St right now

And just like the pub, Godwin's law remains infallible at identifying when loss is imminent.

Condescending sanctimony remains a losing ticket.

@SpyHards There are no bad Bond films.Other opinions are available but horribly wrong. 😁

From SPECTRE to DIE ANOTHER DAY, there are plenty of #JamesBond films that fans will point to as the low point in the franchises 60 year history, but which unloved Bond flick do you think deserves to be reappraised? Our pick: pod.fo/e/f6bfe

As part of the implementation of the #OlympicAIAgenda, IOC's cyber abuse protection service during #Paris2024 was the largest online abuse prevention programme ever conducted in sport! Here's a look at the IOC's holistic approach to #MentalHealth and being #MentallyFit.

We teamed up with @signify to tackle online harassment in college sports, releasing data from our first online harassment study. Over 72,000 messages were flagged, with more than 5,000 abusive posts reported, targeting student-athletes, coaches, and officials. #ThreatMatrix

@PickardJE @AccidentalP Is there provision for the elderly, disabled and otherwise less mobile to still access the street or is plan exclusionary? Will the rerouting be benign, detrimental or a boon to new routes?

at the risk of sounding @AccidentalP how do you feel about the pedestrianisation of Oxford Street?

we are getting a lot of comments on this @ft story about Sadiq Khan’s plan to pedestrianise Oxford Street ft.com/content/d4324f…

@martynziegler One assumes the other City’s lawyers will have a field day with this.

Breaking - Leicester City win PSR ruling against the Premier League over jurisdiction

@DAaronovitch @ameliargh Old article @NewStatesman but you might want to revisit the thumbnail.

@DAaronovitch newstatesman.com/science-tech/2… cc @ameliargh

Have a look (if you can bear it) at this person’s tweet history. I am a free speech nut but I don’t see why this platform is obliged to carry stuff like this

at leat 538 can stop deliberately doctoring their model now.

If neither team has a shot on target in the first half do they both get disqualified?! They should. 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 #ENGSUI

“SEYMOUR! THE ENGLAND TEAM ARE BORING ME TO DEATH!!” “No mother, that’s just the Southgate-ball”

"And I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston!" "Pitt, the Elder." "Lord Palmerston!" "Pitt, the Elder!" "Okay, you asked for it, Boggs." #GeneralElection24