Jonathan Bound

This summarizes things quite well

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NEW: Oxford has topped the #THEUniRankings 2025 as the best university in the world for a record ninth consecutive year. The rankings are the largest and most inclusive to date with a record 2,092 universities having been ranked from 115 countries. ⬇️ ox.ac.uk/news/2024-10-0…

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@RyanMatthewsFP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

anyone recognise where Sir took me this week? #alwaysobedient #lockedlegion #submissive #chastity #cageproud #prollstyle #teamlocked #goodboi #gaychastity #disciplined #gayproll #cagedboi #locktober #cagecheck

Who dey!?!? #rulethejungle

He’s always watching 👀

And so it begins... Jubilant crowds gather at HMP Wandsworth waiting for prisoners to be released early. The first set have just been released, and one of them walked straight outside and sparked up a joint. Keir Starmer's lawless Britain.

Looking ahead to winter is frightening. I’ve met pensioners who have no idea how they’ll heat their homes. Parents who will have to skip meals so their kids can eat. The Tories are too busy fighting each other to notice. Labour has a plan that meets the scale of this crisis.

A 1-2 lockout in Monza! Nicely done in quali, boys! Lando P1 and Oscar P2. Let's get that win tomorrow. 👊 #ItalianGP

Lando Norris takes POLE in Monza, leading a McLaren front-row lock-out! 🇮🇹🔒

"I smell someone smoking in a pub garden... Seize him" Two Tier Keir Starmer

Two Tier Keir has reportedly removed a painting of Margaret Thatcher from the Downing Street study room after finding it 'a bit unsettling'. I guess a former PM with real convictions and a spine will be unsettling to him.

You know what's wrong with this country? There are too many people smoking in beer gardens. I wish someone would do something about it.. Said NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!

“What are you in for?” “A Facebook meme. You?” “Smoking in a pub beer garden.”

The success of the UK's green energy policy is beyond doubt. Look, it's top of the energy price table. It's good to win.

Gary Lineker said: “I don’t really post my thoughts now because I think it has become not a very pleasurable experience.” Thank you @elonmusk - Doing the Lord’s work.👏🏽

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Today, Ofgem have announced an energy price cap rise that almost triples bills since last winter. This rise will be devastating to people across the country. Labour has a fully costed plan to freeze energy bills, meaning people won’t pay a penny more this winter.