Jon Boyes

@craigieboy2021 @Don_Falcone2 In the ENIC Bowl where we *checks notes* haven't won a single league game all year? Nah, it'll be 2-0 to West Ham and our game will be a tense 1-1 with Everton nicking a VAR assisted winner in the 88th minute. A fitting end to the shittest season ever on multiple levels.

@Don_Falcone2 I can visualise us winning 3 nil easy.

Said this all along, i can just fucking see westham going 1-0 up early and us 1-0 down. Can visualise it

@ChristinaZandes Already done. 30 days. Do the # and non # versions. Goes nice and quiet...

Think it’s time to start muting certain words on here

Congratulations to Howard Webb on winning the Premier League title 👏👏👏

@lukereddevil7 @paddypower Same thing happened to my OH. No idea why, replies just wouldn't send at all 🤷‍♂️

@paddypower Was completely blocked (no RT/QRT/replying) for over 24hrs despite having tweeted under the limits. No notification about it, nothing, just tweets failing to send.

Honestly, the only solution now is to switch off X permanently. Nobody is safe.

@SussexTottenham No surprise he didn't get a WC call-up...

Didn't expect to get anything at The Bridge tonight but expected WAY more fight 🙄 To top it all off those cheating, bastard, anti-football PGMOL darlings from down the road are going to win the league tonight **by default** because City have corpsed again. #FML #COYS

@BillyWhite89 @SpursOfficial That's nine men then Billy... 😂

@SpursOfficial Are we playing with ten men? Richarlison has done absolutely fuck all! And don’t get me started on Muani!

We trail by one at half-time.

@bridagul Need Madders on here. Surely he can do 45?

I'd rather see Vicario up front over Muani & I'm being deadly serious

@real_bechambers Have a great birthday Danny! 🎂🍾🌟🎉

Today is my son’s(Danny) birthday. He turns 35 today. Could you please wish my son a very happy birthday today 🎂🎉🥳🎈🎁

@wise0w1 Absolutely hopeless...

We could play for a month and not score with these forwards

#COYS Just one wafer thin point..... 🙏🙏🙏

@peterkyle "None of this happened by accident." It sure didn't. You bunch of buffoons are at the helm.

None of this happened by accident. Strong growth figures show that this government has the right economic plan. And now, the IMF has upgraded the UK’s growth forecast. This growth is driven by an activist, interventionist government that believes in backing British business.

@SarahHermit @premium Yep that's working fine x

@jonboyes @premium Hope you get this reply!

@SarahHermit Try @premium as you're now on that platform

A perfect visualization of the enshittification of Google search. linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…

@Pwikipwik @TerribleMaps Outward opening is an advantage when there's a huge angry wasp in your house climbing up the window pane. You open the window and it's already outside. If the window opens inward you're just asking it to stay in the room with you and they are too dumb to realise there's a gap.

@TerribleMaps What kind of psycho thought it was a good idea to open the fucking window outward

Which way do windows open in Europe

@Thfc_RR We just need Johnson to channel Messi for 90 minutes and it'll be job done... 🙏

If Brennan Johnson and Crystal Palace end up stopping Arsenal from winning the league, the scriptwriters deserve an award

@UnleashedG23066 ADP! At first exposure you watch and think "WTF am I looking at / listening to" then the groove creeps up and mugs you from behind and it's infectious. Let AI try and ape this... 😂

Someone sent me this and I have watched it four times. I still have no idea what to say. Just watch.

@ccoupar Had to bail after a few episodes. Coogan just sounded like Savile, he was that good in that role, still has a few mannerisms. Kept expecting him to say "jingle jangle"... Tom Burke seemed flat. Way better as Cormoran Strike. I think it was the script tbh. Not for me.

Legends on Netflix is the best series I’ve watched in years. Superb acting, production & based on a true story. Steve Coogan immense. Must watch.

@RoyStew78036358 @Tony_Diver Not once the full conditions of any UK re-accession are laid out i.e. taking the Euro, increased budget contributions, Schengen etc. Rejoin 36% Stay Out 45% yougov.com/en-gb/articles…

@Tony_Diver Bollocks. There's a massive majority for Rejoin.

EXC: Sir Keir Starmer’s team has privately sounded out senior Labour figures, including local government leaders in Red Wall areas, about the prospect of rejoining the EU. The idea has not gone down well. One source says it would be a “catastrophe”. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…