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Jack Quad has reportedly grown to 164ft and is attacking a small fishing village in Japan. (via: TMZ)

i wish i was a girl with fat tits and a big pussy

@litebeerasschug unc fap

megnutt was probably top 5 faps back in the day

@bigmonkeong i liked it 😫

great movie until the lame satan reveal

@SpinninBackfist he’s so republican brain he thinks shooting are sick and alpha now

Dana Whites response to the shooting at the White House dinner today “It was f*cking awesome”

What’s A Father ?

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

@Tanyaelisabeth i would bet a million dollars that you’re a man from india

As someone who has both been married without kids and married with kids This stuff gets old so quick Every single couple who has children has also done the no kid lifestyle and they would tell you that if you can, have children. No movie or game night will ever compare. It’s so worth it.

@JoshLandesWAMC alpha take bro!

It's deeply rewarding to watch the artificial shine come off this crappy band

@benaveryisgood why you should get into zappa

@GeordieGreep i agree greeper

Irony - as in incorporating things you think are actually shit into your own high art or life with a knowing wink (and even if, when called out, you say “no I actually think that is brilliant, the height of expression” etc.), is a cancerous, dangerous, boring and useless trait.

2 pictures side by side of the start of Smiling Friends 8 years ago and the end with @psychicpebble and I at Yum Yum donuts in Burbank, California. We would wander around different places in Burbank talking about the show and coming up with episode ideas, which consisted of a lot of imagining what Mr. Frog would smash and destroy around us. We’re so proud of this show and continue to be blown away by the fandom which loves it as much as we do. It was such an insane, amazing journey to make this and we really appreciate everyone who watched it and the incredible crew who worked on it, and of course @adultswim for making it happen. We love you all and thank you for allowing us to make you smile, you made us smile even more!

@big_boy_berto what about oney plays fans master?

MDE and Cum Town fans need to have the word “bit” forcibly ripped from their vocabulary

Look at this shit 😭

se separó black midi y uno termino muerto, otro envejeció 50 años y ahora uno haciendo musica para disney