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@GarethKendall4 @IainDale Best endeavours never meant complete and utter failure to meet expectations / contractual commitments

@joncar42 @IainDale Best endeavours in a contract means exactly that and the EU knows it.

Another day, another attack on Astrazeneca and the United Kingdom by the EU, in the shape of Ursula Von Der Leyen. Don't know why I am surprised. Blaming others for her/their own failures and shortcomings.

@GarethKendall4 @IainDale Not if the company cant produce what they signed up to, no matter when the contract was signed.

@joncar42 @IainDale Yes if you sign a poor contract 3 months late. Then that is your fault and nobody else's.

@Backpainandwine The 99% you hate everyone else probably thinks are perfectly okay

@mand_brun A fine investment

‘Mum, you know I gave you that gift token for £250, did you get something nice for yourself ?’ Me, ‘yes love, 6 bottles of Bollinger ‘

I'm a postman, and I hate delivering all of your non essential shit. Do you really need all those clothes? All those shitty ornaments? Trainers? To go where exactly? The front room? You thick fucks. Stop it. Potentially risking our lives to deliver you crap. I hate you all.

@fabulucy Is that why your video conferences last 5 hours?

@dan_warrender @DrJessTaylor 👍

I echo this view, brilliantly articulated here. A powerful truth around ‘personality disorders’ that all mental health professionals need to hear.

@fabulucy Haven't they just sent him home to die peacefully with his family around him? I mean he already looks like someone just dug him up.

@jessphillips You were great on GMB with Georgina. Pity you aren't in power, you would be so much better thqn Priti Patel.

Just want to give shout out to my staff team this week who are working so hard behind the scenes, drafting policy, sorting comms, speaking with victims, and fielding aggressive calls from sexists, all while also helping constituents. Its me you see on the telly but I am all of us

@sigourneybeaver You aren't going to eat them are xou?🤣

Please! We are so hungry!

@GavinCurnow Finally a cause worth fighting for

I usually don't post political stuff but I'm fed up watching our country deteriorate and vacuum in leadership. So today I am announcing I will stand for public office in order to finally reinstate jokes on iced lolly sticks.

@DrJessTaylor More than you would know. 207 women murdered in 1 year is not a commonplace occurance. Factor in how many of these were sexually motivated, it is less. Anyway that doesn't matter. What is important is that something a bit more substantial than erecting more lampposts gets done.

@joncar42 Yeah ok you don’t know what you’re on about do you lol

👋🏼 new blog Male violence against women is minimised, ignored, glorified, sexualised and excused. Women are positioned as mentally ill, liars and seductresses who lead men on, or cause them to commit acts of violence. These views need urgent change. victimfocusblog.com/2021/03/15/tra…

@DrJessTaylor BBC. Any murder is one too many. bbc.com/news/explainer…

@joncar42 Can you show where that is?

@DrJessTaylor But not all correct. Abuse and exploitation are unfortunately not rare, murder however is not as common, the article is written in such a way as to make murder seem far more commonplace than it actually is.

@joncar42 Feel free - it’s all cited

@susie_dent How does a podcast land? Does it have wings? Or has your usage and abusage of the english language slipped a little 🤣

A new episode of Something Rhymes With Purple has just landed (includes mention of 'quonking': unwelcome noise from the sidelines). We'd also love it if you could join us for a live recording on the 25th (with a Q&A to boot). Details here: bit.ly/3rO35F4