Jon Carr
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Jon Carr
@joncarr1977
Further Education Funding & Data Specialist with expertise in funding, compliance requirements, Ofsted data, curriculum planning and SQL/SRRS/ProSuite/REMS/FIS

🛠️🚧Transpennine Route Upgrade: Significantly amended / reduced train service to / from Huddersfield from Saturday 2 to Friday 8 May 📢@northernassist @TPEassist #DisruptionVideos ℹ️More information available here: nationalrail.co.uk/engineering-wo…

⚠️ Due to a tunnel being closed for safety reasons between #Marsden and #Stalybridge all lines are blocked. 🕐 Disruption is expected until the end of the day. ℹ️ journeycheck.com/tpexpress/


⚠️ Due to a tunnel being closed for safety reasons between #Marsden and #Stalybridge all lines are blocked. 🕐 Disruption is expected until the end of the day. ℹ️ journeycheck.com/tpexpress/







I miss normal bread. Fluffy, bland, unobtrusive, absorbent, thinly sliced bread, that soaks up butter and efficiently sandwiches a filling without messing up the flavour. It's being made extinct by bloody holey sourdough, which is a grey, chewy, vacuous, fusty tasting, horrible woke alternative that doesn't soak up butter, can't be sliced thinly, doesn't toast properly, tangs like it's gone damp and foetid, makes a godawful sandwich and is like noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll.





In most cases, the word “homeless” is a lie. It’s usually a propaganda word for violent drug addicts with severe mental illness.


