Jonathan Crossley

The funniest 48 seconds yet this year? Texas lawyer trapped by cat filter on Zoom call, informs judge he is not a cat theguardian.com/us-news/2021/f…

@PippaCrerar @guardian It’s so boring & stupid. They set out to set a new standard. They should not be accepting ANYTHING. Lots of professional codes of conduct have this as a simple requirement.

NEW: Neither Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner nor Rachel Reeves will accept future donations to pay for clothes, @guardian understands

@IainDale @Jacqui_Smith1 I’ll really miss you both on the podcast, actually the first I started listening to & continued to enjoy. Your genuine friendship shines through your differences of opinion and in a time of bitter politics your discussions have been encouraging, enlightening and entertaining.

Since I learned @Jacqui_Smith1 would be leaving the pod I feel like a limb has been ripped off. No, not that one. I've also learned it's possible to be thrilled & gutted simultaneously. We will be recording an even more tearful final episode on Monday. But the pod will continue.

RESULT: Worthing West constituency Elected: Beccy Cooper (Labour Party) LABOUR GAIN #GeneralElection2024

@JonathanPieNews It’s great. … although starts off very funny and then soon becomes really depressing. :-(

Well, this one seems to be popular!

🇺🇸 We have it on v, v good authority that this is the video John Oliver watched to inspire his monologue on @LastWeekTonight: #ThankYouTories

Philip hits the nail on the head. "You're having your kitchen refitted... the bloke's a little fella & his trousers are too short.. " #LBC

@BBCr4today Good chat about housing. Have you heard about this campaign? 5affordablehousingpriorities.co.uk

As part of the AJ's support for Architects’ Action for Affordable Housing, today we've published the first in a series of stories by the practices behind the manifesto. Here Luke Tozer of @PitmanTozer argues that new homes can be an engine for growth: bit.ly/4bOD9jQ

We're unveiling "5 Affordable Housing Priorities for an Incoming Government" by Architects' Action on Affordable Housing and the AJ. It's time to raise affordable housing up the political agenda. Join our campaign and help drive positive change. 🌐 5affordablehousingpriorities.co.uk

we had a good run at Downing Street but both and amplifiers got soaked and blown. They lasted for the moment that mattered.

@snb19692 Bloody brilliant

@carolvorders @ResistUK1 @snb19692 This was BRILLIANT

A round of applause everyone for Stop Brexit Steve @snb19692 playing Things Get Only Get Better at the gates of Downing St and drowning out the Rishi Sunak speech 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #GeneralElection Love ya fella 🤍🤍

@emmylouscutt And getting soaking wet too. HA

PM announcing General Election date while getting drenched and Things Can Only Get Better drowns out his voice is too good. #GeneralElection #ToriesOut

@IanDunt Hilarious

The music. It's all so absurd. He's desperately trying to talk about the threat of Putin over the sound, but struggling.

Fucking hell is he really going to rely on furlough. Might as well admit he's accomplished nothing in No.10.

@acvc90 @TfL Platforms dangerously full

@TfL minor delays on the Victoria Line you say?? 5 people deep at Oxford Circus. Next train 5 mins. Give accurate updates so people can make informed decisions.

@acvc90 @TfL Seconded. Just took me nearly an hour to get from OC to Walthamstow.

@Labourstone Hello there. I know you’ve got bigger things to worry about, but this bit of tarmac in the pavement really makes me angry! :-) the granite that they cut up and wasted. Did you find out anything about it?

@joncrossley Like for like. Often they replace with temp. Then they come back to fix perm. after we chase them! Will investigate this location and get back to you. Thanx for asking. Have a nice day!

@Labourstone Morning. This happens (unfortunately) a lot but are contractors obliged to replace street materials they dig up, like for like? (Or lift slabs & replace….) This in prime spot between Scene & EMD.

And we won a prize! 🥇

Today is the 2023 Brick Awards, and we're delighted to be shortlisted for our most recently completed project, Kindred House, under its Large Housing Development category.   A big congratulations to all the fellow nominees! #brickawards2023 #kindredhouse #jamesmossman #croydon