baroque cig burns

Tonight has been an absolute movie, one for the books. #wildasf

If you ever want to add me on steam, ps, or xbox just send me a dm. I’m always looking for more people to play stuff with.

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

Guy who’s so into looting during chaotic moments that he pulls over beside a car crash to see if they got anything good in there

Gang!! You know you can’t up pole on an upset tummy, get some rest and we’ll put something up in their starter cap tomorrow, I promise :)

@ritualesque Such a great flick

my sex-repulsed ass is ironically obsessed with this film now

About jumped through the ceiling when I saw the option back in dm’s. Holy fuck i’m happy

WAIT ARE VOICE MESSAGES BACK?!?

It’s always funny to me when someone with a super religious bio likes a picture of my penis

@powerfulwizerd It’s lowkey the rent that they pay

@jonesisdead They get to live here rent free like it’s the least they can let me do

Bothering my cat by way of tickling on her butt

@prrfctkttygrl Do you spit conscious bars about social issues in your free time?

Good friend of mine said this hat "could be my vibe"

I used to imagine the poison control center mentioned on the back of products as a place with a bunch of evil scientists experimenting with poisons for nefarious deeds, but they’d answer your questions if you called them because they felt a civic duty due to being knowledgeable.

At the ren faire peddling falsehoods and such

@libra777angel The kind of memory that stays with you forever tbh

she was wearing a dress and when she walked you could see each individual cheek moving. amazing stuff.

I love how foals always look like they wandered into the wrong room on accident and don’t know what to do

Nothing EVER goes smoothly here :/ #thepitt

How it feels to scroll on my little phone before going to sleep

@frogg_gurl #real

I will octuple text I swear I never gave a fuck

I’ve learned how to fast travel in real life. I will keep this knowledge to myself for the time being…

If playstation added an option to check all installed games for updates with one click i would moan like a porn star