Jon

@honeymoon250 18 out of 20 for me. Shit, I’m so old….😩😩😩😩

9 for me!!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you???

@utdloop Herrera plus Varane and Cavani in their pomp!

Gun to your head, bring 3 back.

@_callumstone Utter prick. Champagne socialist trying to be relevant.

No I’m sorry, listen to him on commentary here saying he’s lucky to not be sent off. What is wrong with him?

@AlternativeMUFC if we don’t get comms tomorrow irrespective of your hangover I will be gutted.😘

@Aadam_Aziz I went to A&E 3 years ago after being told it’ll be a 6 hour wait for an ambulance for a suspected stroke. Sat there with pissheads and drug users prioritised and was seen after 2 hours. Shambles but not of the staff’s doing.

This is the sad reality of a normal day in the NHS. No strikes, No excuses. Yet we’ve got fully qualified doctors sitting unemployed while patients are left waiting 21 hours in A&E. Years of mismanagement and catastrophic workforce planning failure. What a betrayal to patients

@AlternativeMUFC Selfish bastard!!! Picked a good week for it though.😉

I really am sorry.

@UKLabour If he says yield one more time…needs a new speech writer. Dreadful performance, dreadful Prime Minister.

Leadership.

@nikola_b27 Yeah, on his day out he wanted to watch two shit clubs. Gormless bitch.

Bit weird for someone who hates both clubs has that cunt not got anything better to do with his weekends

It's time, Radio 2.

@Keir_Starmer How about doing something positive you contemptuous prick?!

I know the situation in the Middle East is worrying for British people in the region, and at home. It’s my duty as Prime Minister to keep British people safe. I will be answering questions on the steps we took over the weekend in Parliament. Watch at 3:30pm. parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/83…

@EdwardJDavey Utter prick. Try being out here Ed rather than point scoring. Hope this situation never happens to you and your family…

We rightly expect our Armed Forces to protect British citizens abroad. So it’s right that tax exiles should pay UK tax like the rest of us, whether they’re right-wing political pundits or washed-up footballers.

@centredevils @WeAreTheOverlap how many did you win Roy?!!😂😂

🚨🚨| EXCLUSIVE: Michael Carrick has won the Premier League Manager of the Month award. 🔥👔

@LAMatthews Roy Keane has one selling point, constant dig at United players and Michael Carrick. They should give the job to him at the end of the season, he wouldn’t find a back room team to work with him. Boring.

It's time to take podcast equipment away from all ex-united players. Sick to death of the constant misery and criticism The fella has 6 goals in 7 games at 22 years of age in a brand new league for the biggest club in the world. He's allowed a bit of praise without you dinosaurs getting all fucking uppity about it

@SkySports Fuck me, that’s just what Spurs need, a Tim Sherwood return.😩😩😩😩

Sherwood claims he can do Spurs job when issuing warning on importance of making the right decision 🗣️⚪️

@ThatNYCMan @charliersmith1 There’s always one twat and obviously that’s you.

@charliersmith1 I’m sure you have a great personality Charlie

After posting a photo of me, I ended up getting some pretty horrible comments about my appearance, and I’ve been too scared to post a photo on here since… But I’ve decided I’m not gonna let nasty people dictate what I post - so here I am, unashamed of what I look like 😊

@JoeColl14646994 @beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @MCATEER4 Trigger….😂😂😂😂😂

@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @MCATEER4 2 sexual predator's and trigger talking bollocks and getting paid for it fair due's but just look at all the pundits saying they cant give it to carrick they are all absolutely petrified of yanited been back

"It's not Manchester United as we knew it, they're just another club in the Premier League now!" "If he delivers Champions League football... the punters will want him, the fans will want him to stay!" @richardajkeys, Andy Gray & @MCATEER4 on Michael Carrick 🗣️ #beINPL #MUFC

@IBHough Good night JV….

Mate just sent me this, from Barcelona '99.

@SkySportsNews @SkySports for all the decent experienced pundits and commentators you’ve let go over the last few years, the only reason you can keep @PaulMerse on the payroll must be because you pay him in crayons. The most embarrassing pundit ever.

''He needs to win five or six on the trot, then lose three or four on the trot... then how do you respond'' Paul Merson on what it'll take for Michael Carrick to get the Manchester United job long-term... 🔴

@KopiteJae Utter respect. Thank you for yours….

Today, from the red side of Merseyside, we pause our rivalry and stand with Manchester United to remember Munich and the flowers of Manchester whose lives were taken far too soon on 6 February 1958. As Liverpool supporters, we know that some things are bigger than football, and Munich is one of those moments that changed the game and the country forever. To the club and its people, we honour the courage it took to rise again from such devastation, to rebuild a team and a spirit when 23 souls, including eight of the Busby Babes, never came home. Your history is written in both glory and grief, and on days like today even your greatest rivals bow their heads in respect. To the fans, who have carried this story across generations, we see how you have turned heartbreak into remembrance, with scarves, songs and silences in Manchester, Munich and far beyond. From one passionate fanbase to another, we stand shoulder to shoulder with you today, because love for our clubs does not stop us sharing sorrow when football loses its own. To the survivors, whose lives were forever marked that snowy afternoon, your resilience gave meaning to the loss and showed the world what it means to go on when your hearts are broken. The teams that followed walked in your footsteps, carrying the weight of absence and the duty to honour those who never had the chance to finish their story. And to the families of the victims, those whose grief did not end when the headlines faded, please know that the names you loved are still spoken with reverence by people who never saw them play but still feel their legacy. From Anfield to Old Trafford and every ground in between, we remember that they were more than players and staff – they were sons, brothers, fathers, friends, and they will never walk alone in our collective memory. Jae. #YNWA❤️⚽

@AdamCrafton_ @beINSPORTS @TheAthleticFC @FootballCliches Good. Pair of cunts.

NEW: Richard Keys and Andy Gray expected to leave @beINSPORTS at the end of the current Premier League season after 13 years in Qatar. Also not currently slated to present network’s World Cup coverage. Story @TheAthleticFC with @FootballCliches nytimes.com/athletic/70216…