Joni Campos

Basically only interested in food, murder, and home renovations.

Y'all will flirt with anyone. I'm never flattered. Lol

I'm 5'6. A man will look me straight in my Eves apple and say "I'm 5'11".

@gamin4christ Yes! R u??

@jonicampos87 you good?

@askjcp hi, I have a clothing item that the stitching is unraveling. I think it's defective. It's order number 2023329411181585

Mfrs will gaslight you so hard they actually believe their own bullshit

@gamin4christ I've never watched either of those. I'm hooked on Sintonia rn on Netflix lol I ain't got time for nothing else 🤣

@jonicampos87 @AppleTV Really?? Dang I’m still trying to get through Silo and Foundation 🥴

A gentle reminder that Black Bird is really, really good.

@gamin4christ @AppleTV Omg binged it in like two sittings. Must watch!!

@AppleTV Never heard of it

@kelly__le Sounds illegal to me 😂

I'm low key obsessed with Nando. I have issues.

Doni really thinks he's Bad Bunny lol

Omg I'm addicted to Sintonia 🇧🇷

Squeezable guacamole is life changing when you live alone.

Jury Duty is cracking me up

Venmo just be telling everyone's business

@Uber_Support He knows where I live so unfortunately, I'm not comfortable reporting him.

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My uber driver asking for my number and not taking no for an answer is scary. I'd report him, but he knows where I live. Yuck. So creepy.

I am never the type to ask for things but lately I've been needing a hand and my people really got me 🥹

I have very few friends but honestly, I have a couple real quality people that have really come through for me lately. It is truly all about quality, not quantity.

"Meticulously maintained" is real estate talk for "these people lived in this house for 40 years and haven't so much as changed a light bulb."

@kelly__le Same though

Making Italian herb bread in my Dutch oven ☺️