Jon Read

01/01/26 & we’re going again. This group of guys have raised over £75,000 for charitable causes so far 🫡🫶🏼👊👌 My friend Ross rogers is fundraising for CCFC Foundation. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/whitby300…

@OfficialClarets An absolutely magnificent presence at the club, @slick_rick76, so lucky to have you 🙌

ClaretsTV caught up with interim manager Ricky Holmes after our draw with Dagenham. Watch the full interview below 👇 #ClaretsTogether

@Dag_RedFC Did the ref win a competition to do today’s game? Absolute incompetence or corruption, take your pick.

The Daggers are awarded a penalty after Connolly was fouled in the box. 82’ | ⚔️ 2-1 ⚫ | @westandcoe 🎙️: bit.ly/DRFCvCCFC_Comms 📺: DAZN.com/Dagenham&Redbr…

Stach 😱 no penalty…

@HarropAngelo @ClaretsTrey Classy response, @HarropAngelo 👏

@BroadcastMoose @OfficialClarets There’s love in those eyes, but who’s?

Good luck to Ricky Holmes as he begins his spell as manager at @OfficialClarets see you soon my friend

@RoyalFamily Read the room, Charlie.

🇬🇧🇺🇸 On advice of His Majesty’s Government, and at the invitation of The President of the United States, The King and Queen will undertake a State Visit to the United States of America. Their Majesties’ programme will celebrate the historic connections and the modern bilateral relationship between the UK and the US, marking the 250th anniversary of American Independence. 🇧🇲 The King will continue to Bermuda to undertake His Majesty’s first Royal Visit as Monarch to a British Overseas Territory.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@pepsi Decaying teeth and clotted arteries?

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@GraemeBandeira This is the kind of chat I’m here for 🤌

@joniread68 Haha the gig pint is a good one! Down as many as you can while support act is on

My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺

Georgia is running her 1st ever marathon soon, she’s having doubts and is nervous but I know she’ll give it everything and finish with a huge cheesy grin. If you have a spare fiver, I know she’d be incredibly grateful, as it’s a cause close to her ❤️ 😘 2026tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/georgia-rea…

@joniread68 2,689 miles at, say, an average of 15 miles a day for a leisurely pace, beer stops and the odd rest day = roughly 180 days. Sounds like six months of bliss to me.

Hmmmm 🤔 Challenge accepted.

This is always playing in my head when I’m in aisle 10 at Asda.

🧠CCFC Hikers Annual Quiz Night! 📍7:30pm tonight at The Orange Tree Chelmsford, for our General knowledge Quiz in support of the Whitby 300 hike & CCFC foundation. 👥Teams of up to 6 (or brave solo players are welcome!) 🍽️£10 per person with food included 🍺Great food, great beer & plenty of laughs ⏳Limited spaces remaining, so get involved! 📩Jon Read: 07825 303063 #ClaretsTogether

If you have a minute, please enjoy/endure ⁦@OfficialClarets⁩ fans 2025 showreel as a precursor to our departure up north for another go, raising funds for ⁦@ccfcfoundation_⁩ Hope to see you in ⁦@cheshamutdfc⁩ for the game on 18/04 🫶🏼 instagram.com/reel/DV0qvx1jW…

@OfficialClarets @NL_Enterprise Good point lads, up the fucking clarets

Tonight's hard-fought battle at Meadowbank ends level 🤝 DWFC 1-1 CCFC FT #TheClarets

@DorkingWDRS Fucking good side @DorkingWDRS good point for city.

FULL TIME ⏰ The points are shared after a hard-fought evening at Meadowbank 🤝

At some point Americans should ask themselves if the country that has bombed the most countries, invaded the most countries and killed the most civilians since WW2 is actually the terrorist.