Jonathan J, PhD

Assessment in the Drama Classroom #ComingSoon a.co/d/dRFL3vL

@sarcasmNbooks Yes; of course yes.

Twitter is confusing af today. Isn’t this her debut single????

@PanderShirts Read

People say “no screens 30-60 minutes before bed helps you sleep better” but what the fuck am i supposed to do an hour before sleep then

@Rhino_Records @bettemidler Still hoping 🙏🙏🙏

@jonluvsmaddy @BetteMidler

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@Divakarsha74555 @m_janelee Not free - you paid for them!

@m_janelee This "experience" of the academic world is something like this: Location: A dreamlike place. Reality: The echoes of air conditioning and the endless loop of 'Next Slide, Please'. Dinner: The most exciting moment is when free snacks are finally available.

academic conferences are crazy because it’s like Let’s go to the most beautiful place in the world and then look at powerpoints for 12 straight hours

@TimoLovesMusic @insidethegroove Couldn’t love this more 💗💗

Some girls at work told me they loved the new Madonna song and it was into the groove. Dont worry, they were shamed and educated.

@1Nicdar She was working at a bridal shop in Flusing, Queens ‘til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield’s door, she was there to sleep makeup but …

Who’s old enough to remember this Hollywood set?

@uhbucky Even Shakespeare - in Richard III, Richard is at the Tower and sends the Duke of Ely to fetch strawberries from Holborn - and the Duke returns with the strawberries within minutes. No. No he did not. No way. No how.

one of the funniest things to me is when a person writes specific details about boston in a fic and they definitely aren’t from boston cause they’ll be like ilya crashed his car into a tree speeding on newbury street and I’m like no he didn’t

6 years ago was our last normal week and nobody knew it

@DrewSrivanlop Your mouth to god’s ears. We can hope.

I know it’s early, but, I’m hoping Madonna puts a live band on stage with her for the next tour.

After the #DGFW26 Women’s Fashion Show, @Madonna, the enduring muse of #DolceGabbana and new face of #DGTheOne Campaign, performed an exclusive rendition of ‘La Bambola’. #DGBeauty

@hatsonwigs Beto says what

talarico ran a good campaign. he will continue running a good campaign and dems will have the best shot at this state that they’ve had in a long time.

This is exactly the kind of lazy take that has made the press increasingly irrelevant. This is who Hillary Clinton has always been. Acting shocked now is not insight. It is willful ignorance.

@RezaC1 That DKNY ad - that was the most beautiful -

Houston and Lafayette 1999 Once crowned the most beautiful gas station in the world, this was a shimmering cathedral to regular, mid-grade, and premium; now gone but never forgotten.

I need to make this VERY clear. This hatred for Donald Trump was never about Republican vs Democrat. Donald Trump is a horrible human. Horrible humans should not be put in charge of hundreds of millions of good humans. It's not complicated.

Who else genuinely loves spending the whole day at home alone. No plans, no people, just peace and quiet. 😌

Once your mom and dad pass away, nothing will ever be the same in this life. Absolutely nothing. Value them while they are still alive.

gay guys wear small sunglasses and say mean things thinking they’re carrie bradshaw bitch you’re stanford blatch

We have not had a single day of peace since he took office — not a single one.

@SocietyInsites @DrSuneelDhand The hunger games - that’s where this leads - great for Panam and tough shit in the districts - but at least there’s the reaping and the games

Corporations don't need everyone to buy stuff, they just need enough people. They won't replace all workers, they will replace 50% of workers. The rest get richer, and become the customer base. Companies serve a smaller, wealthier market. The number of "luxury" companies increases, as does the number of dollar stores. So what happens to the people who no longer matter to the economy? That's the real question.

Nobody has yet been able to answer the question: If AI is going to cause mass unemployment and lack of income, then who is going to buy all of the stuff that is produced in the consumer economy? If nobody is there to buy anything, how will any corporations make money?

Truly nothing more heartwarming these days for a prof than reading an essay with grammatical and formatting mistakes indicative of a young writer doing it themselves.