Jonny Ives

@ItsJohnRain @almurray It ain’t half shit mum

Voters being galvanised together in this campaign apparently

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

@Mrbaiti Fully costed and fully we have a first person to mention the national credit card gets a kickin

@Mrbaiti Charlatans and fuckwits risking onion

Someone is blasting out the ‘ Imperial March ( Darth Vaders Theme) on loud speaker around Downing Street as the #Generalelection is being announced 😂😂😂

@Mrbaiti I’m risking onion

@Mrbaiti Even predictive text doesn’t work

@Mrbaiti Do we eolofeel better off? Or do we humiliate feel humiliated by the state of the country and the pathetic state of our body politic?

Victory parade for Oxford United! Open-top bus parade starting at The Plain 5.55pm, over Magdalen bridge, up High St to arrive at Town Hall at 6.30pm. Times approximate. Come & line the streets to congratulate the team's promotion! @HeadingtonNews

Born on this day, May 14, 1952: David Byrne, musician, author of The Bicycle Diaries, & bike lover extraordinaire, shown here arriving by bike at the 2023 Met Gala. Happy #BicycleBirthday, David! #BOTD

I love my job. Not just the fun of being able to make poor people poorer, but the satisfaction that comes from using my position to enrich my family by £120m a year.

Dementia Oxfordshire has started 'Bike and Banter' sessions for those with early onset dementia, thanks to funding from @OxfordshireCC . The sessions aim to help those diagnosed get back in the saddle and meet new friends. news.oxfordshire.gov.uk/pedal-powered-…

I’m not suggesting there should be right-handers handed out at the despatch box but I’m beginning to wonder.

That’s NO RATHER THAN O

I’m constantly amazed by the unwillingness of politicians to use the word’ o’ when faced with issues of principle.

If Adolf flew in today would Keir send a limo?

How do you fast track membership if you’re eligible for membership? Surely if the answer is yes you’re in?

"@EmilyKerr36" Oxford cycling enthusiasts! We’ve got the fabulous @laura_laker coming to give a chat about her new book on National Cycleways at East Oxford’s independent bookshop Caper. Next Tues, 7pm. See you there! Book is brilliant if … buff.ly/3WAxNUn

@LloydConaway Lloyd: so sorry ato learn of your lossq. Can’t imagine the magnitude of your grief. Thinking of you and hoping to get together soon. J

Today we say goodbye to our beautiful and brave Peta ❤️ She really was the very best of us XX

Study after study is showing that it's quicker to deliver by cargo bike than van in dense urban areas. There's a reason London now has multiple firms with 50 cargo bikes or more! No ULEZ, no parking fees, no traffic jams 🚲✊