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@MenInBlazers @FootballCliches picking it out of the net after scoring, not for a comeback, or the illusion of trying for a comeback, but to apply even more misery.

At 7-0, Marko Arnautovic picked the ball out of the net because he wanted double figures 😭 Austria got there, and thanks to four goals in this game vs. San Marino, Arnautovic is now the nation's all-time leading scorer 🇦🇹

@AVFCOfficial Does it go against all rules to say “Durán commences the second half” but NOT use a picture of Durán? @FootballCliches @D_C_W

Durán commences the second half! 🟣 1-1 🟡 [46’] #AVLCRY

@TenHagBall_ Rashy didn’t even look up or acknowledge him. Knows he’s trash.

JOSHUA ZIRKZEE.

@FPLfrasier Hopefully 🤞🏼

Has Ten Hag given up on the Dalot inverting experiment already? Looks like midfielders playing midfield role today. #AVLMUN

@AVFC_News @FootballCliches @D_C_W some gold of Gray referring to himself in the third person, rhetorical questions, and playing the victim. A full bingo card!

I was Villa's Ronaldo but the way I was forced out was brutal #Echobox=1728138041" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football…

@ruisealmckimm @FPL_Major Not sure if this was it. You joining this one though?

@FPL_Major @jonnyarmstron5 is this the one we did before?

🚨FPL World Cup is back! After an incredible first season with 261 entrants representing 107 different countries, I’m delighted to announce that the #FPLWorldCup will be returning for the upcoming season. 1/6

Flick on 🙄

@RobertoHollis9 @FPL_Batman @FPL_Eire Many FH29ers will have 2 or 3 Arsenal moving forward anyway. There’s no decision to be made whereas on FH34 you could have drop Arsenal players for a week for DGWers. Same with Solanke.

@FPL_Batman @FPL_Eire Kind of depends on whether DGW34 players are worth buying before 34 though, as if not, it’ll be hard for people to fill their squads with double gameweekers without taking huge hits. So I think FH34 players will still have the advantage

Coventry win it, WOW!! Not good for the non FH29 group like myself.. 👎

@D_C_W @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @UnionChapelUK Any demand for a Belfast leg?

Last night was the perfect finale Thank you so much to everyone who came, amazing to see so many of you, we don't take it for granted The whole tour has been such an adventure. We'll do it all again next year. @FootballCliches forever 🙏🍻❤️

@FootballCliches Show was so good at one point the bloke beside me burst into laughter and spat his Guinness all over the lads in front.

A tremendous night, a fascinatingly youthful fanbase out in force, some oversharing of podcast price tags, Supermac's doing the business at 2am yet again, an 8-pointer in pub HHG, a finale for the ages, a Keys-level relationship with the once-great British Airways, I love you all

@FootballCliches Has having staff to clean the toilet really changed football management? Surely it’s not a new role? What other roles are proper football men against?

We're recording 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 on Monday... Send in your quirky questions, your pedantic points of order, your niche nitpicking and your obscure observations – from the weekend and beyond – and the 𝐴𝑑𝑗𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑃𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑙 will investigate.

@MarcusKeeley @IKEAUK Helpful note that the hot dog images are not true to size. In case you think they’re about 20ft.

Today I went to @IKEAUK, so I did.

@OptaAnalyst @secondmentions @FootballCliches @D_C_W Ahh I don’t know - he nestles the ball, not the net.

@jonnyarmstron5 @secondmentions @FootballCliches @D_C_W Does he nestle the ball into the net? YES. Net-nestler.

Surely not? Forcing the alliteration a bit here @secondmentions @FootballCliches @D_C_W @OptaAnalyst

@StokeyyG2 @FootballCliches @D_C_W A variant of the classic ‘sshh, can’t hear you’ classic. Could see this taking off.

A little Crystal Palace fan did this last night to the Brighton fans 😂😂😂

That was the summer transfer window 💰 twitter.com/brfootball/sta…

A new one for you @CurryGoff. I really should have got 9/9. ⚽️ Immaculate Footy 14 8/9: Rarity: 278 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: immaculatefooty.com @immaculatefooty x @fbref

@fplblackbox_az @Mr_Faith1 Surely lots would still be fairly conservative/measured to beat mini-league rivals etc anyway? I don’t think people would play that much safer if it was only highest finish? Current season still tempers going too rogue.

@Mr_Faith1 But wouldn’t FPL be more exciting if everyone was looking to beat their best finishes rather than just settling for a “good” finish?

Interesting post over on Scout about a potential change in how FPL Season Histories are displayed. Would you be in favour of a change where only your top finish (e.g. 21/22, 5,000) was displayed? This could, in theory, stop people "playing safe" for a top 10k/100k finish?

🧵 A remarkable story from Glasgow: How the 'murder capital of Europe' cut crime by getting mothers talking to gang members and what we can learn. (1/15)