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The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

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@thecarolemalone @waitrose How awful for you. Still, at least people on X now know you exist, so it’s not all bad.

Not sure who @Waitrose is getting to do their deliveries currently, but I’ve just been told to shut my f…king mouth and to F off by one of their drivers who was blocking my drive. I have a photograph of this yob and his registration number if Waitrose would care to contact me!

@BarclaysUKHelp I've been trying to get you to close my business account for months now. I've completed the form correctly, and had a lengthy conversation on the telephone with a Barclays person when i was back in the UK this month. The live chat doesn't work on the app or on the web

Thank you for your patience.

Before you use AI to write for you, think how calculators robbed you of the ability to add two simple numbers together, and your smartphone stopped you having to meet your friends IRL. When you can no longer string a sentence together by yourself, you've lost everything.

@MMFlint Oh dear

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@Sully53930788 @JohnCleese LOL

@JohnCleese Man has free will. God didn't put the shooter there but he did save Trump.

About this appalling shooting... I understand why the Christian Nationalists are saying that God intervened to save ex-President Donald Trump Now, I'm a big fan of God's, but I would like to know why he put the sniper on the roof in the first place

What has happened to this country? Kids go to a yoga class and end up dead. This is not a place to raise a family anymore.

@Lord_Sugar @MrBButterfield Reading this made my teeth itch

Seems to never young Prime Minister trained on my computers.

@TelegraphSport @tomcary_tel Good news for him, and for F1.

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@stripestatus EEK...this is costing me sales

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@AldiUK @Dias22U What's the update on this?

@Dias22U This is still part of our core range and should always be available in stores. Whilst we are not able to check availability on Social Media, we encourage you to visit your local store where the staff will be happy to assist you in locating the product. Thanks - Grant

@AldiUK Good afternoon, can you please tell me the availability of: Pro Natur Uht Oat Drink Unsweetened 1l Product ref: 843658678071 I have been searching for this in my local stores (ME7 3SL). But no one is sure if it coming back. Yours sincerely James Webb

@AldiUK @Dias22U But it's not though. Out of stock on the website and in no store. Plenty of ultra-processed unhealthy options as usual. Why should we have to beg for healthy food?

@Dias22U @AldiUK @JrwJim Exactly!

@AldiUK @JrwJim Why do they get rid of a superior product containing just oats & water? Lidl did the same with another brand. Now you can only get Oat Drinks with a lot of added ingredients I don't want.

@AldiUK @JrwJim I only buy this from Aldi. No reason to go in the store now. Where is it?

@JrwJim I'm sorry to hear this. We will ensure that this is fed back to the relevant departments to look into this further and take appropriate action. Thanks - Grant