Daniel

That one time in rural Czech Republic

@kaiserpeterII @FlyoutChase Patriot

@FlyoutChase Recently Met a mexican in Germany whose wife is the Sole Provider while he‘S out here partying Total mess

Gringas will never understand that Brazilian men have Brazilian women lol…u are never replacing them

@JTAlexander Yeah it’s crazy how being an alcoholic or doing drugs is worse than beating your wife or kids in the army’s eyes

While I was in the Army, there was a period in which they were overly focused on alcohol consumption. They made us do periodic questions about alcohol use. Upfront, let's be clear: my entire life, I've never been much of a drinker. I'm a notorious lightweight because I drink so rarely. I'm a cheapskate who doesn't like spending money and I hate the spins and hangovers. But, I am still a fairly normal man and so I'd partake occasionally. If I am drinking at all it is either to have a 1-2 beers at a function, a single beer over a restaurant lunch/dinner, or I am drinking with intent to get blasted. There's no in between. During my time in the Army, this translated to usually drinking 0.0 beers a week, except for the quarterly party I'd go to where I'd down 10-20 at a time. I took a questionnaire that asked how many drinks I have a week. I answered "Approximately 0.03." They asked if I ever drank to the point of blackout. Yeah, like three times or so in my life. That was it. This use was enough for the Army to flag me as a 'potential alcoholic' and require me to at least get screened by a provider. I worked out the math and explained that this translates to a decimal point of beers a week, and that was enough to get me out of the process, but that was insane. You know what is even more insane? I've encountered people who think this is appropriate. They think having drank to blackout even once in life should have someone cut back. Somehow in a culture of rampant weed, coke, fent, meth, high risk sex, gang violence, and overall degenerate morality, we have effectively created a teetotaling culture that views a single heavy night out as a warning sign of alcoholism. No wonder nobody drinks anymore.

@utd8iiii @DovySimuMMA @UFConParamount Against Eddie, who Dustin also beat

@DovySimuMMA @UFConParamount May have slept him but he’s a 2 div champ while Dustin never ever got 1🤣

Dustin Poirier and Jorge Masvidal roast Conor McGregor for sleeping in the gym 🗣️Jorge: "You can sleep in a garage every day—it doesn't make you a car." 🗣️Poirier: "Speaking of sleeping, Conor McGregor, I put you to sleep in Abu Dhabi. Sleepy Mac." via @UFConParamount

@keefvonkush Patriot

Probably killing myself

@octomoto031 @Home_of_Fight @MightyMouse Eh it was early, he was a nobody, they were in debt at this point I think too.

@Home_of_Fight @MightyMouse Shame on the ufc for this

😯💵 Georges St. Pierre reveals that his UFC debut purse was $3k show, $3k win He says he reinvested it on trips to places like Thailand and Brazil to expand his knowledge and make him a better fighter 💪 (quote via @MightyMouse pod)

@HazelAppleyard lol everyone on the actual app is siding with her in the comments

All of it so gross

I am once again advising not to let other men have sex with your wife.

@PsychtalesX @baehelpnell That’s the reason most people get face tattoos, it’s a commitment to a kind of lifestyle really

He permanently altered his face at the point of no return specifically to remove every backup option and force himself to succeed or fail on 1 single bet. That is either the most unhinged commitment to a career decision in entertainment history or the smartest bridge burning anyone has ever documented publicly.

did he get ts laser’d or do he b wearing makeup lmao i’ve never realized he had this 💀

@MGTOW_Mot @saybruh99x I guarantee this kind of business only wants citizens

@saybruh99x They are flexible on that part if you aren't a citizen

So you gotta be at least 18 with a machinist's cert and two years of experience to earn less than a UPS unloader in a nice Raleigh suburb.

@MaxfieldBodhi @EllieMgs2 @StolenDans Lmfaooooo

@EllieMgs2 @StolenDans And in that same movie got murked by Windu

One of Filoni's biggest flaws is that he's too precious with the characters. Lucas had no such respect and goofed on 'em like crazy.

@RacerXNewsMogul @GamingWithNuke @creepydotorg Who did you give your deployment money out to wtf

@GamingWithNuke @creepydotorg If I had 10 million I'd share it like I did with all my deployment money. Your story sucks btw, a lot of good guys party hard and for good reason, sometimes some people do more than garbage pick up. Yeah, life is short alright. -Combat Vet

In 2002, 19-year-old British garbage man Michael Carroll won nearly £10 million in the National Lottery. But instead of building a new life with the money, he spent millions on crack cocaine, gambling, luxury jewelry, prostitutes, cars, and wild parties. He even bought a luxury mansion and reportedly destroyed it by hosting demolition derby races in his own backyard. By 2010, just 8 years after winning the jackpot, the entire fortune was gone. Broke and bankrupt, Carroll ended up right back where he started, working as a garbage man again.

@randysbobandy @GremlinZinji @downbadcomment Basic training isnt something I consider the “real “ military though if that makes sense. Just a bunch of teenagers doing pushups and running around

@jononeum @GremlinZinji @downbadcomment No, I was intel. There were only 3 intel people in my battery. Arty wasn't even the biggest MOS, 68W or medic was. Half of my damn battery was female. It was an absolute nightmare.

@cuntstanza @WB_Baskerville It was Germany, but yeah good point it is pretty much all electronic now, I think I just had some cash and it felt good to leave it. My ex gf, while she understood what I was doing, thought the waitress might think I was into her.

@jononeum @WB_Baskerville i only pay by card and most machines have that little screen asking you how much you want to tip before you pay haha

When I worked in the service industry I slammed that grat fee button the moment I caught a whiff of a European accent

@randysbobandy @GremlinZinji @downbadcomment Basic at sill? You an arty guy haha ?

@jononeum @GremlinZinji @downbadcomment This was during basic at Fort Sill by a dumb Arkansas hick who was literally cross-eyed.

@SSCCVVMM @SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment Basically this interaction was the point of the whole thing lmfao but yeah

@jononeum @SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment im just being a dick lol its not a whole thing man

@SSCCVVMM @SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment You just made fun of him for being short, the topic was that when you’re short you’ll get made fun of regardless. What’re you tryna say

@jononeum @SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment yeah thats the joke hes not just short hes got a small personality. deserved.

@GremlinZinji @randysbobandy @downbadcomment It follows your psychologically forever

@randysbobandy @GremlinZinji @downbadcomment Mos? Unit?

@GremlinZinji @downbadcomment Joined the military and was called subhuman for my height. No one respected me just because of my existence. I just want to die every second of everyday. I would say that taller people don't understand, but they DO understand and just genuinely view us as less than.

@SSCCVVMM @SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment Proved his point lmfao

@SilverArrow118 @psychicmyth8888 @downbadcomment lighten up champ nobody is looking at you judging you theyre looking right over your head

@SimpkinsBooks @downbadcomment He’ll also never run again

@downbadcomment He should look into Limb Lengthening surgery. There's one dude that went to Turkey and grew from 5'7" to 6"6".